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I am pleased to announce the launch of the paperback edition of Bangkok Beat via Create Space store and Amazon.com. The book is now available at Amazon USA, Amazon UK, Amazon Europe . The eBook will launch on August 8th and is now available for pre-order in Australia and world-wide. Call me old fashioned, paper first.
In addition an order has been made from Create Space which will enable Bangkok Beat to be sold directly from this web site and also directly at Checkinn99 located forever between Sukhumvit Soi 5 and Soi 7 in Bangkok, Thailand. Don’t look for the sign. It’s gone.
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Bangkok Beat – Paperback – June 8, 2015

Authored by Mr Kevin Cummings 

Authored with John Gartland, Thomas Hunt Locke
Photographs by Eric Nelson, Alasdair McLeod, Jonathan van Smit
Introduction by James A. Newman
Cover artwork by Colin Cotterill

Bangkok Beat is a compilation of short stories, interviews, literature reviews and author profiles, plus the previously unpublished history and pictures of the iconic Bangkok cabaret nightclub, Checkinn99 located on Sukhumvit Road. In reading Bangkok Beat you will get up close with many well-known and not so well-known expats and characters staying in Thailand and Southeast Asia. Between the covers of Bangkok Beat you will get to know: champion male and female Muay Thai boxers, a surfing historian, a legendary mamasan, Chris Coles – noted expressionist artist of the Bangkok night, and a gold chain snatching ladyboy. You’ll also encounter the inside of Baccara Bar on Soi Cowboy, an Australian front man for a Khmer band, a smiling waitress named Mook, a spirit house for a Hollywood screenwriter and producer, and the biographer for Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix. Plus world class musicians including Jason Mraz. In addition you’ll find interviews and profiles of many well known novelists living in and writing about Thailand and Southeast Asia. (Contains 54 black and white photographs.) This book of non-fiction is ably assisted with an introduction by Bangkok pulp fiction author, James A. Newman, a short story by T Hunt Locke titled The Beauty of Issan and a chapter of noir verse written by the poet noir, John Gartland. Many of the 54 black and white photographs found in Bangkok Beat were taken by professional photographers Eric Nelson, Alasdair McLeod and Jonathan van Smit. There is something for everyone to be found on the pages of Bangkok Beat.

Publication Date:
Jun 08 2015
Aug 08 2015 eBook (Amazon)
ISBN/EAN13:
0692396454 / 9780692396452
Related Categories:
Literary Criticism / Short Stories

Product Details

  • Paperback: 292 pages
  • Publisher: Frog in the Mirror Press (June 8, 2015)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-13: 978-0692396452
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.7 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds

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* As legally required by law, Gop is a paid celebrity endorser. Your results upon purchasing and reading Bangkok Beat may vary, star wise, high or low.

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Bangkok Beat is now available at Create Space Stores and all Amazon.com stores in paperback. The eBook may now be pre-ordered at Amazon for a September 8th, 2015 launch. Anyone buying the paperback on Amazon is eligible to download the Kindle version for free. 

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James A. Newman – The nattily attired Master of Ceremonies for Bangkok Night of Noir 2014

For the second time in less than 9 months author James A. Newman, artist Chris Coles and company decided it would be a good idea to hold a Bangkok Night of Noir. It was. The purpose was to have an evening of music, readings, art and photography depicting the numerous sources of noir found in Bangkok, Thailand. The Check Inn 99 is the perfect venue for such an event. A place where Bob Hope, Dean Martin and Raquel Welch relaxed after USO shows during the Viet Nam War. A colorful history understates the facts of the Check Inn 99 by a long shot. It’s a place where, for anyone who had forgotten, Christopher G. Moore reminded us in a finale reading that a  dwarf once worked as the doorman for years at the entrance to the Check Inn 99 tunnel leading toward the door. And then one day he disappears. How does a dwarf go missing? It’s Bangkok, that’s how. Just down that tunnel a previous owner of the establishment was beaten so badly, over creative financing rumors, he died the next day. It happened on the eve of one of Thailand’s many political coups, decades ago.

The entrance to Check Inn 99 located on Sukumvit Road in Bangkok, Thailand

The entrance to Check Inn 99 located on Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok, Thailand (Photo: Courtesy)

The very day of Bangkok Night of Noir, Sunday January 5th, 2014 there was a film crew shooting a Karaoke scene in the morning for an upcoming movie regarding Thailand’s infamous last executioner, Chaovaret Jaruboon, a drinking buddy of Bangkok author, Jim Algie and a living noir legend until he died in 2012. If you  were looking for a setting to read dark fiction and show the neon noir world of Bangkok’s nightlife, you were in the right place. The 2014 Night of Noir kicked off, reading wise, later than some guests had anticipated. There was a full house, much more crowded than the one held in April 2013.

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Photo Courtesy Check Inn 99  – Two Hours Before Tip Off. Veteran Waiters Rest While They Can

Music of the Heart Band came to the rescue as people were still buying books and getting them signed. Highlights for me, before readings began, were talking with Cara Black about some of her SoHo Crime colleagues and meeting John Burdett, author of the Royal Thai Police Detective Sonchai Jitpleecheep series, which started with Bangkok 8. Just when I was getting impatient, Music of the Heart Band broke out into a song in French, known for its dedication to the fighters of the French Foreign Legion: Non, je ne regrette rien, which caused out of town visiting, New York Times best selling author and Francophile, Cara Black to smile broadly and sing along.

IMG_1194The readings started shortly thereafter with screenwriter, actor and presentation coach John Marengo reading from James A. Newman’s latest, The White Flamingo. Marengo has decades of acting and voice over credits. Newman’s fictional Fun City, AKA Pattaya never sounded better or bleaker, depending on your perspective, coming from Marengo’s microphone. That was followed by his reading of the Charles Bukowski poem, Dinosauria, We. A dark Buk special about death, decay and pessimism for mankind.

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Tom Vater read next, publisher of Crime Wave Press, author of Devil’s Road to Kathmandu and The Cambodian Book of the Dead. The latter I have reviewed and recommend. When Tom Vater talks, I listen. He always has something interesting to say. He prefaced his reading with some fascinating history regarding the world’s busiest airport up until 1975, run by the CIA in Long Cheng in Laos. Tom is the co-author of the screenplay, The Most Secret Place on Earth – The CIA’s Covert War in Laos. That background will make his upcoming novel, The Man With The Golden Mind – a Detective Maier novel, which Tom read from, invaluable. It was a riveting read.

IMG_1222The Dean of Bangkok fiction was up next to read from a book I am proud to say is in my library: The Go Go Dancer Who Stole My Viagra and other Poetic Tragedies of Thailand. I am a fan of Dean Barrett’s writing and poetry. I am also a Dean Barrett fan. I’m going to go out on a limb here and make what could be misconstrued as a political statement, but what the hell: the world needs more Dean Barrett’s. A lot more. Always entertaining, gracious and humorous.  All of Dean’s readings are good but it’s tough to beat the classic, No One Wants to Boom Boom, Anymore.

IMG_1247John Burdett was in the house and that was a pleasure to see and to listen too as well. Mr. Burdett read from his latest Sonchai Jitpleecheep series, VULTURE PEAK about organ trafficking.  He starts off with these two quotations from the beginning of Vulture Peak, juxtaposing the two, which gets one thinking about morality and unintended consequences:

What you do to yourself, you do to the world.

What you do to the world, you do to yourself. – Buddhist proverb

If a living donor can do without an organ, why shouldn’t the donor profit and medical science benefit? – Janet Radcliffe-Richards, Lancet 352 (1998), p. 1951

John then read a wonderful passage regarding the murder investigation from Vulture Peak, which I have only included the very last part of the brilliant conclusion :

“Really? That will be helpful. By the way, what genders are the victims?”

“Two men and a woman.”

Now I notice something else. “No blood?”

“Somebody cleaned up meticulously. They even used some chemical that neutralizes our tests. I tell you, whoever did it were professionals. There were certainly more than one.” I nod.

“Any ideas?” the doctor asks when we have replaced the sheet.

“You mean whodunit? Only in the more general sense.” She raises her eyes. “Ronald Reagan, Milton Friedman, Margaret Thatcher, Adam Smith. Capitalism dunit. Those organs are being worn by somebody else right now.”

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Cara Black wearing her Crime Fiction Writer’s Reading Glasses

The out of town guest of honor for the evening was Cara Black. John Burdett handed Cara the copy of Vulture Peak from which he read, after he finished. Cara seemed genuinely thrilled to receive the copy. Likewise, Chris Coles presented Cara Black with a copy of his book, Navigating the Bangkok Noir.  I would learn later, the copy of The Marriage Tree, which Christopher G. Moore read from last, now resides with Cara in The City by the Bay. Charles Bukowski got it all wrong. This was a congenial, generous and optimistic group of noir scribes.

Cara Black, deemed Madam Noir by M.C. James A. Newman was next up. Her protagonist is Aimee Leduc, half-French; half-American. Aimee is an computer fraud expert, can dress fashionably in Paris or in disguise for the job. She can handle a Beretta when need be. Her partner is a 4’0″ dwarf and computer genius, named Rene. Together they could probably team up with Vincent Calvino and solve the mystery of the missing Check Inn 99 doorman in two weeks time. But that was not the task at hand. Cara Black read from her first of 13 Aimee Leduc Investigations, MURDER IN THE MARAIS, but she did need the assistance of Calvino’s creator as she wore Mr. Moore’s spectacles to get the job done. I find her writing style eloquent and tense where it needs to be. Cara lives in San Francisco with her husband and son. Paris, the City of Light, is always a central character in her novels. I got the feeling Cara likes a good adventure and she got one at Night of Noir. She seemed to appreciate every moment and be in the moment.

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Bangkok Noir artist Chris Coles – Author of Navigating the Bangkok Noir speaks about: The Stuff  That Lies Beneath Bangkok and South East Asia – Click the Photo to take you to the Chris Coles Blog

A Night of Noir is incomplete without a Chris Coles presentation. Enthusiastic about the where and when of Bangkok and what lies beneath the city. The where being almost anywhere after dark and the when being, now. Please take the time to click the above picture to take you an excellent review of the presentation Chris put together, complete with copies of all the pictures flashed onto the screen at 4’x5′ size. You can also go to his blog by clickng here: CHRIS COLES NIGHT OF NOIR TALK AND PICTURES. Chris also had the honor of introducing the final author of the evening, Christopher G. Moore, well known for his over two dozen novels, including the Vincent Calvino Crime Series, The Thai Smile Trilogy and his cultural books of essays, among others.

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Christopher G. Moore – Author of the Vincent Calvino Crime Series

Christopher G. Moore read from his latest Calvino caper: The Marriage Tree, the 14th in the popular series, which has Calvino dealing with some cumulative trauma issues regarding the deaths of close friends in Rangoon and Bangkok. Christopher’s reading was appropriate as he chose a scene where the fictional Calvino walks down the real life tunnel of the Check Inn 99 to find Colonel Pratt playing the saxophone near some white flamingos. It was art imitating life and it was fun. Even the ancient waiters were smiling.

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Check Inn 99 owner Chris Catto-Smith

Chris Catto-Smith was coaxed onto the main floor one more time to recount the colorful history of the Cabaret Club. I never tire of listening to Chris speak about the history or seeing the old black and white photos of the club and Bangkok of an earlier time flashed onto the big screen. Among the things I learned, those white flamingos may like to hang-out around plastic flowers but they are made of cast iron and Chris even hammered the point home for the audience. Music of the Heart Band came back on to perform. Some stayed but it was late and many headed for home or wherever into the Bangkok night.

Could the readings have started a little earlier? I suppose they could have. But for one night some of the top noir stars from Bangkok and San Francisco aligned just as they were meant to align – perfectly.  James A. Newman, Chris Coles, Chris Catto-Smith and all the authors are to be commended, once again, for pulling it off. Anyone who plans to live or stay in Bangkok for any length of time would be well served by the words of Alan Watts: “Things are as they are.” Since the group picture was taken late some of the authors had already left due to commitments the next day. When asked to join in for the group photo, no one had to ask me twice. I’m not a noir writer or a noir artist, but the world still needs them. And as Chris Coles stated more than once, enthusiastically, during his presentation, this is a city with an almost infinite source of inspiration for noir.  It was a memorable evening. As I was headed up the elevator to my condo around 1:15 a.m. my telephone vibrated. It was one of the authors: “Back at the bar!” it read. I smiled as the doors opened to my floor. The beat goes on in Bangkok City.

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L to R John Marengo, Dean Barrett, Christopher G. Moore, Kevin Cummings, James A. Newman, Cara Black, Chris Coles

All Photographs shown, with the exception of Check Inn 99 Entrance and waiters, taken by Alasdair McLeod of Bangkok, Thailand. Permission for the reproduction of these photographs is needed from Thailand Footprint if used for commercial purposes.

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“Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music – the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.”
― Henry Miller

Everything starts with an idea. I have long believed that. The thing is, it doesn’t even have to be an original idea. In the case of this blog the genesis came from the Henry Miller quote, above. I figured Henry was a lot smarter than me. Being around people smarter than I am has never bothered me. In my business I seek them out and hire them. With friendships it’s an added bonus.

Let’s take a look at Thailand Footprint’s first year, Miller style. You can click on most of the pictures to take you to the discussed post or do a search on the site, if you like.

PEOPLE:

malcolm-with-his-three-sonsHenry Miller would have liked Malcolm Gault-Williams, shown with his three sons. I am sure of that. Malcolm now lives up country near the Laos border, he is engaged in a life long project, LEGENDARY SURFERS. Malcolm was featured in the first ever interview at Thailand Footprint: EACH ONE HIS OWN DIRECTION EACH ONE HIS OWN WAY kon-lá tít kon-lá taang / คนละทิศคนละทาง

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Mook, the smiling waitress at the Soi 4 German restaurant in Pattaya whom I recounted the rather remarkable story of having my gold chain ripped off my neck by a 150 lb katoey as I drank a cup of coffee by the sea, only to get it back twenty minutes later, in the middle of a growing crowd, which included a few men in brown or Pattaya Policemen. A memorable evening where I explain why I love Thailand and learn that the word Mook in Thai means pearl.

milleronForgettingYourselfThere was the essay I wrote about Henry Miller called, Forget Yourself, What did Henry Miller mean? In that essay I pay tribute to an old friend, Dick, that passed away of a heart attack at age 76. I discuss that forgetting yourself is never easy but almost always worth it.

melissarayhotchilliTwo of the three most popular posts, traffic wise, had nothing to do with literature or music. It was all about Muay Thai. They both featured Muay Ying Champion Melissa Ray and the second one featured charismatic MAX Muay Thai Champion Hotchilli Ntg, who recently took home a $15,000 US purse in a four man tournament in which he finished second to a long time Champion.  A special thanks to Bangkok photographer, Eric Nelson for those two posts in particular.

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Author, T. (Thom) Hunt Locke

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Author, Matt Carrell

For me personally it was a great year as I was able to get to to know many of the Bangkok authors whose books I had read over the years. But equally rewarding was making contact with out of town authors face to face after I had featured them at Thailand Footprint. One thing we can be sure of, Henry Miller would have preferred face to face over Facebook every time. My author collection has grown and so has my friendship collection. There are a lot of benefits to following Henry’s advice. I have gotten to know American , Thom Hunt Locke, whom I did an interview called, Jim Thompson is Alive! A Sam Collins Mystery. Thom has a new novel out now, The Chiang Mai Chronicle, with a new protagonist, Declan Power. I was also able to meet British author, Matt Carrell author of Thai Kiss among others, whom I featured in an essay called, Nobody Loves Goliath, about Amazon.com. Both are interesting men with second careers other than authors and a passion for writing and living life to the fullest.

There are also three fellow bloggers who helped me out a lot in 2013 before I ever published a single post and have always been supportive. I thank Robert Carraher of The Dirty Lowdown,  a book and music review site, Voicu Minea Simamdan of http://www.Simandan.com – Writer, Archer, Travelor and Trevor Bide of http://www.engagingthailand.com ,  a site about Thailand culture, travel,  cooking and much more.

THINGS:

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Some of the memorable things in 2013 included the couch at The Living Room located at the Sheraton on Sukhumvit 12 in Bangkok. It was from a couch that we watched Steve Cannon play another thing, the trumpet. I wrote an essay about earning the couch. Henry Miller earned the couch most days, I reckon. It is always a worthy goal. One I will shoot for more often in 2014.

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Thai University uniforms are things. I didn’t write the popular satirical essay on the Thai University uniform, Kaewmala did. She of http://www.thaiwomantalks.com . She kindly allowed me to re-post it. Henry Miller would have been against University uniforms and in favor of short skirts, if I had to take a guess.

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Parks are some of my favorite things and I wrote about them in 2013 in The Parks of My Life. This is Suan Rot Fai, my favorite local park in Bangkok.

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The fountain at Hemingway’s restaurant on Sukhumvit 14 is a thing and a perfect meeting place for friends. Owner Craig Bianchini and General Manager Damian Mackay have always been helpful and friendly about the restaurant named after the famous American writer, which is modeled after his Key West, Florida home.

fertility-shrineShrines are things and no one finds more interesting things than Jim Algie, one of many Footprint Makers featured on this blog. His book, Bizarre Thailand, is filled with things Henry Miller or anyone would find interesting.

Joe-D's-ToilettA toilette is a thing of necessity. Who could forget a personal favorite of mine in 2013, Gop’s interview with that prickly protagonist, Joe Dylan when he decided to go tubing at Koh Samui Health Resort and Spa after taking a slide on Zone ice after solving the White Flamingo caper down in Fun City? Quite a few of you, apparently. That’s why I am here, to remind you. The White Flamingo novel by James A. Newman has been charting regularly in the noir rankings at Amazon, no doubt due to Gop’s probing questions and the piles of publicity it created.

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Two more of my favorite things in 2013, speaking of famous plastic birds.  This one is at the Check Inn 99 alongside the painting, Soi Cowboy by Chris Coles.

LITERATURE & MUSIC:

We’ve covered literature already this month with my list of favorite fiction and non-fiction for 2013. A revue of musical venues will be done in April. So I now turn to the first annual Thailand Footprint Makers of the Year Award. To the persons who have promoted literature and the arts of Thailand above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of anyone with a dram of common sense and sense of appreciation. Drum roll please …

FOOTPRINT MAKERS OF THE YEAR FOR 2013 at Thailand Footprint

Let me tell you what these two men share in common, before I discuss them individually. Neither of them could have predicted 15 years ago what they are doing today. They get up most every day and get to work. They also have time for fun. They both love Bangkok and do not get back to their home countries that often. They both capture moments at every opportunity. They appreciate what the other one does. They have the same first name. They are Check Inn 99 owner, Chris Catto-Smith and artist and author of Navigating the Bangkok Noir, Chris Coles.

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2013 Footprint Maker of the Year – Chris Catto-Smith

Just some of the highlights for the former Royal Air Force jet fighter-pilot from Australia, Chris Catto-Smith in 2013: hosting Night of Noir; bringing The Rocky Horror Show to Bangkok; The Blues Brothers Show featuring Keith Nolan and company; Casablanca Night; Dean Barrett China Night and of course, Music of the Heart Band pretty much 7 nights a week. If you’ve never been to Check Inn 99 when you get to Bangkok, go. If you’ve been, you know. He could not do it without his wife, Mook who runs the show while raising their two children. Two full time jobs, done well.

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2013 Footprint Maker of the Year , Chris Coles (Photo Credit  Aroon Thaewchaturat)

American, Chris Coles is a former Ivy League guy, a former Hollywood big budget movie production manager. He has now been making a documentary on the Bangkok Night for over a decade one painting at a time. Author of Navigating the Bangkok Noir, Chris has spoken at the Foreign Correspondents Club of Bangkok, had art gallery showings in several different countries and can always be counted on to give an entertaining presentation highlighted by his own art and commentary. Chris is as comfortable in front of a camera as he is in front of a canvas. Google some of his YouTube interviews. You will be entertained. Chris Coles expressionist art works are impressive in volume and content. More impressive to me is that I have seen Chris Coles be encouraging to people in the arts time and again and to me personally.

His Soi Cowboy painting at Check Inn 99 is already iconic. Chris Catto-Smith received a big bucks offer for it and to his credit refused to sell it. It’s hard to imagine the place without it now. Like the plastic flamingos they all found a perfect home. Likewise, I cannot think of two better Footprint Makers to be singled out in 2013 at Thailand Footprint. Thank-you, gentlemen. Your gift certificates for a foot massage and dinner at Hemingway’s restaurant await you. Congratulations.

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Thanks for reading Thailand Footprint in 2013. May 2014 be the beginning of a beautiful year for everyone. With no civil war in Thailand, for everyone’s sake.

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Reading good crime fiction is like listening to good music. Some novels are like putting on an album. Others are the whole concert going experience for the true fan, which includes anticipation. Once there, you get: the musicians on stage; the loud speakers; the big screen; the characters in the crowd; the lyrics and the music. The songs include old favorites and new tunes that take time to appreciate. Reading, The Marriage Tree, (Heaven Lake Press 2014) a Vincent Calvino crime novel by Christopher G. Moore, #14 in the series, falls into the concert going category.

The Marriage Tree comes one year after the 13th in the series, Missing in Rangoon, which left Moore, if not Calvino, at the top of his game. I was pleased to learn The Marriage Tree begins with longtime fictional Bangkok private detective, Vincent Calvino haunted by a series of deaths that took place in Rangoon and Bangkok. Vincent is hurting as we have never seen him before. This is not the Calvino in SPIRIT HOUSE when he was left bleeding by a knife wielding katoey and a gun toting, lottery ticket seller. Nor the one in COLD HIT when Vincent got cold-cocked and wound up with a broken nose while delivering a birthday card. Or the many other times the pro problem solver has been shot at, punched at or threatened. This time the tough guys beating up on Vinny are the very ones his longtime friend, Royal Thai Police Colonel Pratt routinely diverted him from. Pratt is still Calvino’s friend but no longer his protector. And Calvino is beating himself up too. Just two reasons you know straight away, The Marriage Tree is different from any previous Calvino novel.

Despite his difficulties, Calvino stumbles upon a new murder to solve with ties to dangerous old foes. They lead to an underworld network of human slavery, corruption and abuse. The scene about the destruction of a Rohingya refugee camp near the Myanmar border is vivid in its description and inhumanity. Moore is a risk taker. It is one of many qualities I like about his writing. Christopher G. Moore has his critics. The more adamant ones might cite the Rohingya history lessons in the middle of the novel as unnecessarily long and not essential to a fictional crime story. I disagree. The benefits of reading Moore’s writing are varied and diverse. He gives the reader a murder mystery that is top notch. But Moore also provides a good story within a good story. And that story is on the front pages of the newspapers at times, even if some important people would like it buried forever, like so many bodies at sea. That’s harder to do than it sounds. Moore moves those dual stories forward with colorful settings, characters you care about and plot points difficult to guess correctly. Woven into the mix are Moore’s observations about humanity, power, corruption, illusions, culture, technology, wealth, the spirit world, rituals, privacy, individuality, relationships and the upside of being a farang in Thailand as well as the downside of being a Rohingya refugee caught in no man’s land. It’s all there, streaming on demand in The Marriage Tree.

One of the more interesting characters is Calvino’s love interest, a brilliant mathematician who made a fortune in the algorithm information gathering age, Dr. Marley Solberg. She helps Calvino in more ways than one all the way up to the believable, well written and satisfying ending. Longtime readers of the series will also enjoy the return to prominence of Calvino’s crude talking, hard drinking and chain smoking buddy, McPhail. The Marriage Tree stands up perfectly well as a stand-alone murder/mystery, mystical/thriller, but those who read Missing in Rangoon first will benefit. The Marriage Tree is a top tier crime novel set in a top tier city, Bangkok, to be enjoyed by crime fiction readers everywhere.

Christopher G. Moore is an accomplished novelist. If you like staying at home in your cozy chair, listening to your music on low, he may not be the read for you. If you don’t mind a live venue with the sound a bit loud, compound but satisfying with a slight risk you may get a drink spilled on you, then he may well join your list of favorite crime novelists for good, if he is not already among them.

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Mr. Moore is appearing in Chiang Mai on Saturday, December 28th, 2013 at Suriwong Book Center on Sridonchai Road, where he will be available to sign copies of The Marriage Tree from 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. Phone: 053 281 052 for more details. Paperbacks of The Marriage Tree are available now throughout Thailand. Ebooks will be available in January 2014.

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Bangkok is a city with a lot of entertainment choices. Spoiled for choice, I have heard it said. But there are certain entertainment choices that people talk about years later. Such is the case with the first ever Bangkok musical production of, The Rocky Horror Show to be shown at the perfect venue. Years from now, I am sure of it, people will be asking the question, “Were you at the CheckInn99 when they did, The Rocky Horror Show?”
If you are not already aware, The Rocky Horror Show is a comedy-horror musical about a newly engaged couple whose car breaks down in an isolated area and who must pay a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. First shown in the mid-1970s.

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I had the good fortune to be at a Rocky rehearsal last week. There is no business like show business and there is no show quite like, The Rocky Horror Show. The 85 minute musical comedy will be shown four nights only, beginning tonite: October 30th, 31st and November 1st and 2nd. Tickets are still available for the Wednesday, Thursday and Friday shows. Saturday’s show is sold out.

There are thirteen professional performers in the cast, with an emphasis on professional. Included is the entire, Music of the Heart band. For those familiar with the show, which has lived on in midnight theatre showings for decades, it will be familiar fun and fantasy. For those that have never seen it, it’s a bucket list item. It’s a must see and it’s here now.

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The Criminologist is the narrator for The Rocky Horror Show, played by John Gartland

The narration is done through the character of the Criminologist, played by performance poet and Elizabethan trained actor, John Gartland. Mr. Gartland’s training clearly shows and you can actually hear and understand every word, making the strange journey more fun as you follow the story easily between all the great musical numbers.

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Kevin Wood as Riff Raff

The role of Riff Raff is played by well known Bangkok singer / musician, Kevin Wood. Riff Raff reminds us that time is fleeting and madness takes its toll. No argument here. Kevin Wood has some world class pipes to go along with his stage presence. It is always pure pleasure to listen to him sing and he gets to sing some Rocky classics.

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Chris Wegoda as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

You could not pull off a production of The Rocky Horror Show without the right man cast as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. CheckInn99 owner, Chris Catto-Smith personally recruited Bangkok actor and comedian, Chris Wegoda for the role and what brilliant casting that is. Dr. Frank-N-Furter is the straw that stirs the drink and the Rocky Horror Show, based on the rehearsal I saw, is going to be one bloody good drink. Wegoda shines.

The Rocky Horror Show director is Jonathan Samson. Apologies for not listing all the names of all the actors and their roles. There are no weak links in this chain. It wont be a flawless production, but any flubs, prop accidents or wardrobe malfunctions will only add to the fun. One would hope this becomes a Halloween tradition in Bangkok. But there are no certainties in life. It was evident this production has taken a lot of time and energy by a lot of talented people to produce. It may be back – it may not. Time is indeed fleeting. So get your tickets for the remaining shows, now, while you still can. Because years from now, when people do ask, “Were you at the CheckInn99 when they did the Rocky Horror Show?” You’ll want to be able to answer, “I was. And I smiled so much, my face ached.”

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 Come into the lab. See what’s on the slab. Tickets are still available for the Wednesday, Thursday and Friday evening shows, and can be booked online or by calling 081-735-7617.

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Thomas Hunt Locke is, among other things, a husband, a father, a businessman, an adventurer, an expat living in Thailand and an author. Not necessarily in that order. He’s a transplanted American. An east coast guy, with Boston ties. It is my impression that he has his life priorities in order. Plus, he and his protagonist, Sam Collins both like CheckInn99 whenever they get a chance to come to the City of Angels. What’s not to like? His second Sam Collins mystery, Jim Thompson is Alive! has dropped recently on Amazon.com and will be available in paperback soon. This follows his debut Sam Collins erotic historical mystery, The Ming Inheritance. Thailand Footprint is pleased to welcome Thom Locke as our Footprint Maker interview of the month.

Author, T Hunt Locke creator of the Sam Collins Historical Mysteries series

Author, T Hunt Locke creator of the Sam Collins Erotic Historical Thriller series

TF Welcome, Thom. Tell me when was the first time you came to Thailand, when did you settle here permanently and what was the attraction to the northern part of Thailand, specifically the Chiang Mai area?
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THL Hi Kevin. I first came to Thailand in the early 1990’s. I was finishing up my grad school work and delivered a paper at a conference in Singapore. I had a few days free afterward so hopped on a bus and headed north. I’m now coming on my 10th anniversary residing in Thailand. Other than a couple of months in Bangkok I have been permanently settled in the north. I don’t live directly in  Chiang Mai anymore but my family and I still make frequent forays into the Rose of the North. The best thing about Chaing Mai, a city I love dearly, is the balance between culture and modernity. I lack for nothing in the modern context, yet I still can meditate in the ancient temple Wat U-Hmong.

TF I enjoy hearing about expats that have chosen to set up a business in Thailand, as well as enjoy the culture and terrain. Tell me about your business, what do you do exactly? Is it full-time, part-time or somewhere in between?  What do you like best about it and how is running a business in Thailand different than it would be back in the USA?
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THL I have set up the N.U. Test Prep. Center. My main service is to prepare young university lecturers for the IELTS or TOEFL exams. I also prepare doctors for the USMLE (United States Medical Licensing Exam). I also do quite a bit of work in business communication with the local government agencies. I’m not sure if there is a category above full-time but if there was I would check that box. Most foreigner teachers in Thailand don’t want to teach test prep so it is difficult to find good help. So in a way I’ve become the ‘go to’ guy for that in my community. It is rewarding. The best aspect of my job is the quality of people I come in contact with everyday. It provides me with a very optimistic outlook on Thai society. In the States I was a community college lecturer so I’ve little experience with the business field stateside. My experience here has been fantastic.
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TF  Your protagonist, Sam Collins – what would readers find admirable and likable about him? Does he have any flaws? I don’t like too many standard questions, but I’ll give you one here: how much of Sam Collins is really T. Hunt Locke? Is he a product of your imagination, part you or a composite of many people whom you have known?
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THL Sam Collins is a retired Boston City Police detective. He was forced into early retirement due to a scandal within the force and the city as a whole. He exacted revenge on a drug lord who had murdered his wife & son. Sam is deeply flawed but I believe readers can admire the way he has put back the pieces of his shattered life. He’ll never be whole again. Still he’s making an effort to lead a productive life. One reviewer tabbed Sam as being half Indiana Jones & half James Bond. I’ll live with that. Through Sam I try to also shine a mirror on expat life. Many ‘farang’ come over here to either forget, escape, or otherwise forge a new life.  Sam is not Thom however.
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TF The title of your upcoming novel: Jim Thompson is Alive! A Sam Collins Mystery, is a great one. Most farangs who have spent any time in Thailand and certainly most expats living in Thailand year around know at least something about the Jim Thompson real life mystery. I have taken the tour of the Jim Thompson House in Bangkok, on a very rainy day and it was fascinating, not to mention a gorgeous house. For those readers not familiar with the real life mystery, give us a brief history of the real Jim Thompson and then carry that over into how your story-line came about. Did you have to do a lot of research?
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The Jim Thompson House located in Bangkok, Thailand is well worth a look

The Jim Thompson House located in Bangkok, Thailand is well worth a look

THL Let me begin with the last question. This novel has taken me approximately two years to complete. A great deal of research has been put into my latest work. To step back, Sam Collins novels are erotic historical thrillers. I take each part seriously. The history needs to be well researched otherwise the structure of the plot is weakened. I won’t go in to too much detail, but I conducted several interviews with people who were active in Thailand in the 1960’s. You may know Mama Noi from Check Inn 99. Mama was quite the hot item back in the day and she gave me some fantastic information to provide me with a flavor for that era. The most interesting, surprising perhaps, aspect of the research is the portrait of Jim Thompson which emerges when one digs deep. He is not the person one would expect. My admiration for him grew extensively and in this novel I try deliver that portrait in a way that has not been done before. The William Warren book can rightfully be called a vanity effort. Other efforts as well fall way off the mark. I believe if you read Jim Thompson Is Alive! you’ll find you discover a great deal about the man and his motivations. In addition, much of the novel investigates the United States involvement in the Indo-China war, a conflict that Thompson himself was heavily invested in and at odds with U.S. interests.
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Picture of real life Jim Thompson

Picture of Jim Thompson before his mysterious disappearance

TF What are the benefits of writing, for you? What do you like most about the process from start to finish to publishing? Tell me what you see as the pros and cons in the current publishing climate for independent novelists like yourself?
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THL Everything I do in my life is something that I absolutely cherish undertaking. From my family to my business to my hobbies to my writing, I’m invested in something I completely dig. More directly, the benefit of writing for me is that I’m able to carve a good story from history. I love stories & I like history so, I figured, why not give it a go. What I adore most about the process are the characters that emerge. Gemma from my first novel was a complete surprise and Tukky from Jim Thompson Is Alive! is a big surprise to Sam and me as well. In the end, writing is something that I absolutely love in the same way some people are passionate about scuba diving or other challenging hobbies.
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That being said, my books are not free. So it is important for developing a strategy, a business plan if you will. For me there are no downsides in the DIY publishing age. I’m responsible for everything. I am independent by nature so the way the industry is trending is something that is gratifying. That’s not to say I haven’t made mistakes on the business end. I’m still sorting it out. But it has been fun learning from those mistakes. For example, there is absolutely no upside to signing a contract with a company to put your book online. I can upload the novel directly to Kindle with no middleman. Smashwords I have found to be quite good in that they can connect you to many outlets such as B&N and Sony etc. while charging only a nominal fee.In the end, I find the Amazon age to be a blessing for writers such as myself.
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TF Who are some of your favorite authors – and you can play it safe and name me only the dead ones or take a risk and name the live ones. The middle path is always good so a mix of the two is also fine. And start with your earliest memories of reading, please.
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THL I’ve been an avid reader since I broke my ankle as a ten year old. I had to sit out baseball that year. My world had come to an end. But out of the abyss came a boy clutching a book in one hand and his treasured baseball glove in the other. As for my favorite writers well Umberto Ecco would have to top the list. Unfortunately I don’t have a great deal of time to read nowadays with my busy schedule. I recently finished Dissolution by C. J. Sansom. I quite like the Matthew Shardlake series. When I was younger I was addicted to Robert Ludlum novels. Truth be told, I don’t have a favorite writer in the sense I have a favorite rock ‘n roll band.
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TF I’ve heard it advised that being a writer, is like doing the laundry – it never ends. You finish one book and pretty soon it’s, “What have you done, lately?” So I am guessing that after Jim Thompson is Alive! another project may be in the works? If so, what’s the working title and how will it be different and how will it be similar to the first two Sam Collin’s Mysteries?
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Thom Locke at Backstreet Books in Chiang Mai

Thom Locke, with daughter, at Backstreet Books in Chiang Mai, pleased to have found one of his favorite authors …

THL I’m folding and pressing my latest as we speak and yeah, I ‘ll begin work on my next project come September. I have a total of ten novels loosely outlined. My next effort will be set in the summertime home of my youth, Cape Cod. It will not be  as sexually charged as the Sam Collins Mystery Series though it will be a historical thriller. The working title is Vinland. I’ll follow that up with another Sam Collins thriller. This will be interesting as it will take Sam out of Thailand. I don’t want to be tied to one locale and I believe Sam gives me great flexibility in that regard.

TF There is a lot of turbulence in the world right now. A lot of dissatisfaction in many different areas. The economy, the political climate, an increasing police state that has been eroding freedoms that you and I have taken for granted for a lifetime as Americans. And yet you come across as a very satisfied individual, that like a lot of expats living in Thailand has taken the road less traveled. Does what is going on in the world today have an impact on your life, in any way, shape or form? And I ask the question because I am genuinely curious about the answer. Some people confuse apathy with focus. I see you as a focused individual.
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THL It’s an interesting question, Kevin. Tip O’Neill once said all politics is local. Let me just say that I keep my life local. So, in that sense, there is little turbulence or dissatisfaction for me to contend with. Often people involve themselves in so many things they cannot control and in many cases don’t understand. I can control being a good husband/father, a hardworking & successful business owner, and a better writer. Those are my priorities and I try to focus on those pursuits. I also try to have fun in life! Making new friends and developing solid relationships takes precedence over worrying about the state of the global economy. Basically I try to not be an asshole and live the heck out of the one life I’ve been given. In any case I’m an independent so both sides of the political spectrum piss me off!
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TF You talked about how your experience with a business in Thailand has been fantastic. Tell me what you like about the Thailand geography, what you like about the Thai people and what you like about Thai culture? Of those three areas, what don’t you like?

THL First, as you know, Thailand is an exquisitely beautiful country. I like to get outside and there is so much to choose from. We try to get into the mountains of Mae Hong Song at least once a year and life would not be complete without at least one trip down south to Krabi or Phuket. Bangkok gets thrown in a couple of times a year as well. That covers a lot of real estate. My wife, being Thai, likes to visit the local shops, markets, and restaurants when visiting such locales. Its a great way to experience the many different cultures that exist within the Thai borders. I think Thai people are generous by nature. Living where I do, off the tourist map as it were, I was a bit of an oddity being one of the few farang around. It was a great way to learn about Thai culture and people. Consider me impressed. If there is one thing I hate about Thailand it is the lack of civility on the roads. Thai drivers are barbaric! And this coming from a Bostonian where bad driving has been elevated to an art form.

TF Thom, we’ve had some fun today. I have a tremendous amount of respect for writers and those writers, like yourself, who write fictional novels. As my guy John Grisham says, “It’s harder than paving asphalt”. So please tell me anything else you would like to, here, that I may have missed about your latest book, but while I am at it, who is your favorite rock n’ roll band? And don’t tell me, Boston.
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THL Well thank you, Kevin for having me as a guest. As for my favorite rock ‘n roll out-fit that is an easy one. The Kinks! I’ve been a Kinks Kultist since my mid-teens.

Jim Thompson Is Alive! is now available on Amazon.  The paperback will follow in September. I’m beginning work with a Thai film director exploring the possibility of turning this novel into a movie. He’s a good friend and I was happy to hear of his interest. We will meet tonight over 100 Pipers!

Click the cover above to go to Amazon.com USA for more info about JIM THOMPSON IS ALIVE!

Click the cover above to go to Amazon.com USA for more info about JIM THOMPSON IS ALIVE! by T. Hunt Locke

TF Thanks, Thom. I hope to klink glasses with you at CheckInn99 soon.

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Thailand Footprint looks to interview cutting edge and break-out literary talent. Efforts were made to secure an interview with up and coming pulp fiction writer, James A. Newman – author of the Joe Dylan private detective noir crime series. The Joe Dylan series has two published novels in pulp and ebook formats: Bangkok Express and The Red Zone.  The third in the series, The White Flamingo is now available on Amazon.com and has been charting in the Top 50 Noir Bestsellers List.

James A. Newman, available for a game but not for bloggers ...

Author, James A. Newman. Available for a game but not for a blog …

Repeated calls to Mr. Newman’s office were finally returned by his publicist (no name given).  Thailand Footprint was told, due to ongoing negotiations for an interview and cover photo with AFTER DARK MAGAZINE,  James A. Newman would be unavailable for “bloggers”.  As a result we pursued the next best thing. Gop, the literature loving, tobacco(?) smoking, sex-on-the-beach drinking , frog in the coconut shell was retained for one purpose: find protagonist, Joe Dylan and interview him for Thailand Footprint. Joe Dylan had last been heard from on a binge in The Zone after solving a murder mystery in Fun City for the famed ex-catwalk model, the widower, Mrs. Bell. Also known as, the White Flamingo.

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Gop Joe, you are a hard man to find. It took me days to track you down here at Last Chance Samui Health Resort & Spa and I live in the south.  Big fan, here. I read all my books on the beach and a Joe Dylan novel  is the perfect beach book. There hasn’t been a noir style, hard-boiled detective like you since Nick Danger. Security at the main gate and the check point at the front desk informed me we haven’t much time before your next session. So let’s jump right in: the question all your friends, fans and readers want to know is, you seemed to have it all under control – what went wrong?

Joe D Well, I took a slide in the Red Zone following the White Flamingo caper. I guess you can fill in the details whichever way floats your lilly-pad. Let’s just say I broke a case. When I break a case I like to celebrate. Hard. The therapy here sucks, baby. The place is full with tree-huggers and eco-warriors bringing down the tone of the establishment. The joint used be run by some gimp called The Elf before he took the night train following a puffer fish salad served by an Aquarian temptress.

Gop Say no more, Joe. Your true  fans will stand by you and those that know the Red Zone can imagine those details. The White Flamingo case was quite a walk on the wild side up in Fun City. Congrats for cracking it. Let’s talk about the therapy game. The tone may be down but this spa is superb  – dragonflies are everywhere. Sliding appears to have an up-side. What are your days like here at Last Chance Samui Spa?

Last Chance Samui Spa

Joe D You’re kidding right? That asshole Newman wrote me into this place so I could research his next book “Synchronicity” set inside a rehab unit. So while the author’s up there in the big smoke hanging out with guys blowing their trumpets at the Checkinn99 and chewing the fat with comedians and actors I’m here sitting in a hut shoving a rubber tube up my Harris every four hours to cleanse the colon (whatever that is), and there’s no food. At least nothing solid. Two protein shakes a day and as much co-co-nut milk as you can vomit. You wanna swap places man, say the word, give me back the city. You got any smokes?

Gop Smokes? Sure, but they confiscated both along with my Altoids tin at the front desk. Juicy Fruit? … Negative on the swap, Joe. Sounds to me like someone needs to recite their Serenity Prayer.  The pipe cleanings explain the color choice for the staff uniforms and the incense. For a second, I had a Lumphini Police Station flashback. C’mon, Joe this is not your first slip and fall. I’ve read all Newman’s stuff – even the strange one about the lizards. Shouldn’t you know the rehab drill by now after what happened to your protagonist pal, Johnny Coca-Cola during his Buddhist temple gig?

Joe D Talking of color – you look a bit green yourself, Gop. Johnny Coca-Cola is another one of Newman’s dysfunctional creations. Let’s not talk about recovery for much longer. It kinda bores me.  You see the trick is to stop trying to keep clean and then there is no conflict, works for a while. The other side of the coin is that if you take your foot of the break too often, you may slide on the ice. We have the sea here and the beach, a couple of Hollywood types in the steam room. What could be better?

Gop  No worries, Joe. The color blonde is on my mind. Stop trying, eh? Sounds like a day at Beach Road. Let’s talk about your last client – the White Flamingo. Everyone knows these spas charge an arm and a leg to stick a rubber hose up, what you call, your Harris. Every country has a different name for it; all I know is, everybody has one. The Fun City telegraph was burning that private dick business wasn’t the only thing going on with you and Mrs. Bell at her mansion on the hill. And the word on the street is, the Flamingo has spent time at this very spa.  Is that a coincidence, Joe or is the Flamingo your Mrs. Jones, because it seems you gotta thing going on?

Joe D    Some reviewer said recently that I have a problem with women. Well, anyone who’s in a relationship has a problem and anyone who hasn’t got a piece of skirt or leather vest has a problem. Money and women are the same – they mean everything and nothing… You’ll have to ask the Flamingo herself if it’s serious – all I can tell you about the Flamingo is like the bird that gave her her moniker. Each way her head turns there’s a big bill in front of it.

The White Flamingo steps out with Joe Dylan for a ride in Fun City - Paparazzi photo credit to Johnny Coca-Cola

The White Flamingo steps out with Joe Dylan for a ride in Fun City – Paparazzi photo credit to Johnny Coca-Cola

Gop  I figured you for a gent, Joe.  And a wise one at that. I’ve always liked the way Joe Dylan sees the world. I don’t like to pry into people’s personal lives.  But I am a bit concerned for your mental health. So I must tell you.  There’s a Full Moon Party in two days just a short swim from here that will knock your flip flops off. The here and now could be a lot worse than this seaside spa. What does the future have in store for you, Joe? What can your fans expect from you while you still have a pulse?

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Joe Dylan ponders the meaning of life in a James A. Newman novel and/or a swim on the beach …

Joe D Pulse? Odds are you’ll croak before me, frogman. My plans? Well I’m checking out of this here new age cesspit  when the doc gives the all clear. Then it’ll be swimming to the full moon, have a party, and the next assignment is something tasty. It involves a rich kid who leaves behind his promising career to live in a utopian society of naked chicks in the jungle in central Thailand. I get my assignments from the higher power.  This time Newman threw me a paddle. Talking of paddles why don’t you grab yourself a paddle and hit some ping pong balls in the rec room, I have an appointment with the enema tech in twelve, we get together this time everyday and just like to shoot the shit.

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Joe D’s toilet … clean as a whistle …

Gop Ping Pong’s my game, Joe. When I was in California last summer I won a little tournament down in Big Sur. You’d love it there. Redwoods. Ponds. Beautiful. But I see you as more of a Paris kinda guy.

Joe D Sure, in another lifetime I lived in room .25 the Beat Hotel, Left Bank. I can picture it now – gazing out that window across the rooftops and chimney pots. Up close a chimney pot’s a work of art. Yeah, Paris, the 1950s – shore leave. Picked up a taste for the Chinaman’s curse, and discovered my first case of the clap. Both imported from the East. But that’s another story for another waiting room.

Gop I learned a lot today. And I hope to forget it pronto. Time for you to play your game of hole-in-one with the long haired beauty wearing the latex gloves. I need my Altoids and Camel’s to fuel me back to The Big Weird. It’s been a real pleasure, Joe. Before I get out like trout is there any message Joe Dylan would like me to bring back to the City of Angels? 

Joe D Yes. Buy the White Flamingo by James A. Newman. If my benefactor doesn’t come up with the readies to spring me from this joint then we’re looking at selling enough copies to spring me free. Listen, Just tell your readers, to buy the god darn book.

The White Flamingo by James A. Newman - Third in the Joe Dylan Noir Crime Series

The White Flamingo by James A. Newman – Third in the Joe Dylan Noir Crime Series

 
Gop You got it, Joe.
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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed herein are those of the frog on the blog and a pulp private eye and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Thailand Footprint.
 
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“You’ve got to earn the couch”, one University mountain biker said to his mountain biking buddy as I stood behind them, preparing for the big event in my day – ordering a sandwich at my local deli. Bush Senior was President at the time. It’s an expression I liked immediately, haven’t heard much since but thought about a lot two days ago.

My wife has only two speeds: stop and go. It’s difficult to get her to downshift. I’m more like a Waring 12-Speed blender: no need to work at ice crushing speed when the task at hand only involves blending peanut butter into your yogurt. But last weekend we both got a lot of stuff done. My wife and I had earned the couch. I’m an American. We’re trained, some might say brainwashed, to get stuff done so we can get more stuff. And like the instructions on a shampoo bottle there are those out there that want you to “repeat process” until you hit the grave. Most of the time I ignore them. Sometimes they have a point. My wife had earned the couch and a nice night out. The choice was, The Living Room located on Sukhumvit Soi 12 inside the Sheraton Hotel. I had never been before and neither had she. Time for a new experience.

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The Living Room is known for its world class Jazz. That night the Steve Cannon Group was playing. I first heard Steve play at CheckInn99 on a Sunday afternoon in May, where I discovered that Steve has some world class chops. I wrote about that experience and Steve here: http://wp.me/p33ZZ6-i2 Discovering Steve’s talent is like a prospector that trips over a 4 lb gold nugget – it does’t take a lot of skill. The skill and talent are all on Steve’s end. Steve was gracious when I introduced myself that day and I learned he worked The Living Room regularly. We had earned the couch, The Living Room has couches and Steve Cannon was playing. Some decisions are easier than others. We went.

World Class Trumpet Player, Steve Cannon

World Class Trumpet Player, Steve Cannon

Steve’s four man jazz combo includes Steve Cannon on trumpet, piano, drums and double bass. Apologies for not getting the other names. Most jazz aficionados agree that without the trumpet jazz is just not the same. It’s been an integral part of jazz from the beginning, long before the piano got on board. The combo was great, the acoustics lively and Steve was the leader on the stage and in The Living Room, where he came over a few times to our cozy couch throughout the evening. It was a weeknight but they still pulled in a nice, comfortable crowd as Steve worked the crowd comfortably on and off the stage. Grover Washington Jr., Dizzy Gillespie, Chet Baker and Lee Morgan were just a few of the compositions we listened to. As jobs go, it seems like a great one to me. We had a great time and we will go back. Next time when Steve plays with his piano playing bother, Randy Cannon.

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The jazz schedule at The Living Room located inside The Sheraton Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 12:

Jazz Schedule

Tim Hedges Piano Solo
Monday – Saturday: from 18:00 hours onwards

The Steve Cannon Band
Monday – Tuesday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Randy Cannon Group
Wednesday – Thursday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Randy Cannon Group with Cherryl Hayes
Friday – Saturday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Cannon Brothers
Sunday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Tim Hedges Jazz Trio
Sunday Jazzy Brunch: from 12:00 – 14:45 hours

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Although It was my first visit to The Living Room it felt like a DejaVu experience when I arrived. Like I had been there before. Then I remembered, I had. One of the many pleasures of reading fiction is not just the characters we meet, it’s the places we get to go. It turns out I had read a novel about another duo that had gotten a lot of stuff done and decided to reward themselves with a night at The Living Room. The duo was fictional detective, Vincent Calvino and his fictional saxophone playing friend, Thai Police Colonel Pratt. The novel is one of my favorites in the Vincent Calvino Crime Series, MISSING IN RANGOON written by well known Bangkok author, Christopher G. Moore and published by Heaven Lake Press in actual paper book form in 2013. The last chapter in the book is Chapter 22. The title of the chapter is, Bangkok: The Living Room.

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I won’t bore you with all the details of the chores that earned my wife and me a visit to The Living Room but in the case of Vincent Calvino and Colonel Pratt all they had done was gone to Rangoon in Myanmar to locate a missing person and break up an amphetamine drug smuggling operation into Thailand. Vincent even worked in a couple of 10K runs while he was there. In the process, guns were fired, people were killed and rich people had to find new ways of getting richer. In short, Vinny and Colonel Pratt had earned the couch.

The chapter begins:

It was closing night at the upscale nightclub, located at a five-star Sukhumvit Road hotel. Yadamar wore a newly tailored tan suit, a purple silk shirt and alligator shoes with shiny soles. He sat behind a grand piano, smiling at the audience, hands dancing across the keyboard as Colonel Pratt finished John Coltrane’s, “My Favorite Things” –which he dedicated to Manee, his wife, who was sitting at a front row table. – The narrative of Christopher G. Moore from his novel, MISSING IN RANGOON

It’s not in the book but my guess is that Pratt’s wife, Manee also earned the couch. The music always sounds better when you do. Given the choice between being a couch potato or earning the couch go for the latter as much as you can. Get out and watch some live music and appreciate the talented musicians that ply their trade all over town in every town, most every night. Read a good book by one of your favorite authors. Get some stuff done. Be nice to your partner if you have one. Earn the couch.

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Lest anyone think I am ignoring the three well known entertainment areas in Bangkok, Thailand on this blog, well, I am … kinda, sorta.

There are tons of web sites that deal with them, not enough that deal with all the other interesting happenings that go on in Bangkok and beyond. My focus is on the latter. Traffic is not my guiding light.

But truth be told these three areas can never be ignored, entirely. Density and velocity is how artist Chris Coles described the attraction of the Bangkok night. The reality is, of the 14 to 21 million visitors Bangkok gets ever year – a number growing by leaps and bounds – more go to these three zones than all the temples combined, despite what you may read from the Tourism Authority of Thailand. Bangkok, Thailand has now been recognized as the top travel destination in the world by Lonely Planet Travel Guides and Mastercard International.

So herewith I present all the cultural advice you will ever need to know about Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and Patpong:

Soi Dog #1 by Chris Coles

Soi Dog #1 by Chris Coles

1. Never, ever go to an upstairs bar in Patpong even if you are, hypothetically, with a good mate that is Thai from your hometown in the USA.

2. If you do go to an upstairs bar in Patpong you will be ripped off, even if you are, hypothetically, with a good Thai mate that had lived in Bangkok for over twenty years.

3. By all means check out the culture of Nana Plaza. Everyone has. Mick Jagger has. Anthony Bourdain has. Husbands and wives have. Christian fundamentalists have. Groups of white women have. Groups of Arab men have tried. Go. Check it out. Be appalled. Be titillated. Don’t be a jerk but be something and go.

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Jumpin’ Mick …being something

4. Soi Cowboy: Walk up and down the small street. Be surprised how small the street is. Be amazed at what goes on in such a small street. Eat outside. Look at the people. Some will look back. It’s not always easy to differentiate the animals from the spectators at this holy city zoo. Eat the street food. Eat an insect just so you can say you did. The pyropus pesticide levels in one or two grasshoppers won’t kill you.  After that you are on your own.

Soi Cowboy painting by Chris Coles as shown hanging at CheckInn99

Soi Cowboy painting by Chris Coles, shown hanging at CheckInn99  next to the well known White Flamingo, as the talented, Music of the Heart band entertain

5. Don’t drink too much alcohol. It’s poison to the body just like the pesticide in the insects. The body treats them both the same way – let’s get rid of this stuff before It does anything else. Moderation in eating insects and moderation in drinking alcohol. Take the middle path or the deep fried larvae. “Up to you” as the saying goes.

So there you have it. After you’ve been to all three entertainment areas or as Meatloaf says, “Two out of three ain’t bad”, eaten your insects and been in the same places as Mick Jagger and company, congratulate yourself. You’re in Bangkok, Thailand. And there are at least one-thousand other things you can see, eat and do. Better get started. Life is short. And economists can be philosophers, if you listen.

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John Gartland (Photo by Eric Nelson)

John Gartland (Photo by Eric Nelson)

Bangkok is full of interesting expatriates. Foreigners choosing to make Thailand their home for a variety of reasons. John Gartland is one such interesting expat. John was born in Warrington in Northern England. He graduated with honors in English from Newcastle University and has a master’s degree in Elizabethan drama. He has spent time in the United States, has worked in the government sector, in the telecommunications business, as a rock n’ roll music producer and as a college lecturer and professor. He has recently returned to live in Bangkok a second time after being Visiting Professor of English Writing at Korea National University of Education , and  Lecturer in English at  Bayan University College in Muscat.

Gravity's Fool - Poems by John Gartland

Gravity’s Fool – Poems by John Gartland

John Gartland is a published novelist and poet. Thailand Footprint is pleased to showcase some of his poems today along with the art of Chris Coles as well as photographs by Bangkok photographers, Eric Nelson and Aroon Thaewchatturat.

Portrait of poet, John Gartland by Bangkok Noir artist, ChrisColes

Portrait of poet, John Gartland by Bangkok Noir artist, Chris Coles

The Company of Poets

You’ve heard a kind of clown
dismissing poetry,
as rarefied and precious, not real life;
till, cut and sliced by love’s
exquisite and inexorable knife,
he’ll find the bottle comfortless enough,
and fumble in his misery for rhyme.

Still craving for some vanished stuff of rapture,
attempting to contain the heart’s decline,
and learning there’s no science that will capture
or can resurrect a passion. It’s a sign that life
will seek out rhythms, incantations, dreams,
to celebrate its stature, and to wonder at itself.
Each dances, in his fashion, to that driving score it seems;
but poets live the fuller, by their nature, beating time.

And I’ll seek out the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.
When poetry has bitten you you’ll know it;
it’s just an arc of words but in the overall design
of things, there’s everything in life laid out below it;
from birth to love, and death, and celebration;
and before the robot reaper can consign
you to your headstone you will ride imagination’s
launcher high above the milling cities,
be the Process speaking, for a time.

So I’ll seek out the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.
They’re taking passion’s pulse
and they are signaling the future,
they’ve freedom for a mistress
and they’ve history for a tutor,
and they can image water into wine.
Each new day is their holy book,
and apparatchiks hate them
for scoffing at all priesthoods
while embracing the divine.
So give to me the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.

Those black flags of mourning, who better to fly them?
The tender intrigues of the aspirant heart,
that life-shaking love that you have for your children,
how better to tell them? Where better to start?
Where else but the company of poets?
whose alchemical pilgrimage sets them apart…
Where else but the company of poets?

Those ephemeral fires of the beacon lights,
on the century’s headlands, glowing;
like poems, are markers we leave to rite
our passage and our going.
Bright seeds on the wind that flower despite
the perennial cloud of unknowing,
and they’re sown by the company of poets,
the indelible company of poets.

John Gartland

Soi Cowboy by Chris Coles now found hanging, prominently, at CheckInn99 in Bangkok

Soi Cowboy by Chris Coles now found hanging, prominently, at CheckInn99 in Bangkok

Chillin’

Judas hangs about in lost property,
channel hopping.
Reality Arena, Caligula’s TV hit,
has viewers congealed to their seats.
“It’s the same old bread and circuses shit”,
says Herod, still regal, on the Oprah show.
He’ll be networked once he’s out, you know,
a degree in demographics from an Open prison;
now, when he speaks the media listen.
But that’s old hat; there’s wall to wall promotion
on all stations for “Hits the murderers listened to.”
Can you get into that?
A six album set, if you didn’t steal it already.
“Suffer Little Children”, whispers Myra Hindley
and the social workers nod,
chillin!’.
“I’m immortal now”, croons De Troux,
“Let bygones be bygones”, says God,
“I’m chillin’, I’m chillin’”.

My cap’s on backwards, I mastered rhyme.
It ain’t complicated, so rap’s just fine,
I’m a tattooed mother’ and an arrogant swine,
I beat my bitch and she toes my line,
I’ve got a big shooter and I fuck with crime,
got jewels in my teeth and I done some time,
I’m rich, you can kiss my asinine,
I’m chillin’, I’m chillin’.

After this word from our sponsor,
Al Jazeera, embedded with the Taliban!
More amputations and beheadings, live,
and our token woman journalist who
reads the news at five. Commercial break,
a woman’s lips through an embroidered slot,
“Something for the weekend?”
Adultery and a drink will get you stoned,
Or maybe you forgot.
Relax! to a cool, fanatic vibe.
Sheikh, rattle and rolling heads,
no moderates are left alive.
The anchorman’s just chillin’. “Clive,
Reminds me of the view from the Republican
window at the old Rue Robespierre.
(These people can teach Europe nothing
about losing your head in a crisis!)”
And now at last we take you there,
To Isfahan, a missile silo filled with
Mullahs’ radioactive teeth,
to seed an unbelieving west.
With business confidence so low,
where else can you invest but Club Inferno,
fastest growing franchaise, and the best.
Four horsemen drinking margaritas in the bar,
chillin’. Scythes gleam in the umbrella stand.
Then, strikes up the band
behind the President’s address
on the State of Rape and Roll,
and everyone’s in lost property now,
to watch. With closing time at hand,
the speech is kind of droll,
and chillin’, really chillin’.

John Gartland

Chris Coles Landscape

Chris Coles Landscape

Bangkok De Profundis.

In a time of rising waters,
He has cried to thee oh Lord.
It was becoming hard to bear,
waking up each morning as a cockroach.
His junkie girlfriend stole the laptop,
the phone kept ringing at odd hours,
and insomniacs haunted him,
invading his rooms to smoke Old Delirium
in strange contraptions, fashioned
from detergent bottles and glass tubing.

False prophets network,
scares and admonitions,
“Seek shelter from the coming flood”
for markets fall, and pundits pall
like necromancers shocked by futures,
awed at stocks’ exposed positions.

More flashbacks of those corpses wrapped
in blood-stained sheets where Hades
meets Suwintawong highway,
and demons dressed as strutting cops
play out satanic games with car wrecks
and six lanes of hurtling pick-ups,
loaded with the damned.
Nothing stops, apart from hoping,
in that darkness;
hoping, and the grand design of God.

Years of debris; a throwaway world
is gagging his high watermark.
The residue of empires, dismembered ideologies,
gangrenous mullahs,
severed heads in doggie bags,
girls stoned to death by dumper truck
where high tech. serves Islamic rigour;
and women’s bodies, feared
and lashed with equal vigour,
float the septic tide to state,
that, rotting, raped and subjugate,
masked, or beauty acid-scarred,
this jealous hate redeems some family’s honour
and the keeping of a slave.

“Seek shelter from the coming flood!”.
More warnings from the networks
of disaster in plain sight.
Infected by the future
and recoiling from the light,
from the morning watch,
to subliminal night, Lord,
he channel-hops the ads. and lies,
awaits the blind inexorable wave.

Let thine ears be attentive
to the voice of his supplication.
Please take his urgent call oh Lord,
extend to him religion’s consolation.

Icons of old wizard monks,
expensive relics in a locket,
the sacred, decorated trunks of
twisted, bent, revered old trees,
an idol, or a totem,
or the fetish of of a prophet,
an amulet of Vishnu,
or a string of merit-making beads
to finger in a pocket.
A road map of the Tree of Life,
a prayer mat, sacrificial knife,
a sacred stone they venerate,
a holy spring where they prostrate,
and, chanting loudly, flagellate;
some mutilation rituals they find,
somehow express their
tortured, ingrown toenail of a mind.

To these they bow, by these they wait,
for heaven’s ultimate blind date;
hypnosis by a holy book,
subservience to a priestly look.

Yea Lord, he drinks a bitter cup,
deliverance eludes him yet.
The creator, playing hard to get,
has, once more, frankly, stood him up.

Manipulation, thought correction,
machiavellian misdirection.
Digesting God’s indifference,
inhaling insignificance,
in times of rising waters,
a Minoan maze of lies.

The sacred books, the king, the host,
those feet at which men grovel most;
the bloodstained flag, the Holy Ghost,
the biggest fairy tales require
most pious genuflection,
and these the thinking cockroach
will contemptuously despise.

Insomniac transexuals
are texting, seeking parts again.
Awake within the whispering walls,
illumination swirls and falls
to fractals in a pipe bulb,
when, aware God’s not returning calls,
or dealing absolution,
he crawls out of the depths, not least
to shun the poisonous fix of priests,
and charter his own flight to dissolution.

For, Lord, he’s turned his back upon
some name we may not utter
without slavish self-abasement,
the mediaeval violence policing laws of love;
a million milling zealots
trampling by their sacred monolith;
psychosis aping saintliness,
when push comes to fanatic shove.

And the globalised multiplex; virtual reality,
brand slaves on Prozac grazing the mall.
Where history simply is discarded fashion,
junk’s TV, rap culture, and soundbite celebrities,
mainlining cage fights, an armchair in hell.
In a time of rising waters,
He has cried to thee, oh Lord.

Last call for oblivion, welcome aboard.

Let thine ears be attentive… attentive oh Lord!

Last call for oblivion, darkness on board.

John Gartland

Female Guardian of the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

Female Guardian of the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

ANNA JET

Anna glides among the drinkers
and her girls at Anna Jet.
The customers pay tribute with their eyes.

Her girls are young,
available and beautiful, and yet,
as she irradiates the storyline
of evening with her smile,
and lets her hand rest lightly
on some shoulder for a while,
her backless dress of silken gold’s
as tight as gilt upon
an art collector’s statuette.

Her girls are young,
available, and beautiful and yet,
it’s Anna with her silken style
who dances in the memory
while we cross the floating world
to Anna Jet.

Hot night, the bar that’s open
to the dealings of the street,
the techno music, short time girls,
a DJ who is seemingly determined
to defeat our death in this
sublime apotheosis of the dance.

I think of Wagner talking about Beethoven
and glance at strangers who
are dancing on their naked lives.
Here in the floating world, the dream survives;
drink deep, and dance, and banish sleep
for Anna shines among her girls
like some erotic statuette,
and it’s always short time, you can bet,
golden short time.
And the bass is driving nails
into the past
in Anna Jet.

John Gartland

Farang in theBangkok Night by Chris Coles

Farang in the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

GRAVITY’S FOOL

When she leaves me,

and I’m ordinary again,

a flickering filament,

a melancholy solo

in a wasted hour;

a speech without conviction

in an empty auditorium,

a cherry blossom bough

that will not flower.

When she leaves,

this falling rocket coughs,

its motor won’t restart.

I’m gravity’s fool again;

just ordinary debris

destined soon to fall apart.

And her absences,

like tree rings,

all her absences

will show,

that day they open

my abandoned heart.

John Gartland

Bangkok Noir Artist, Chris Coles prepares for presentation - Photo by  Aroon Thaewchattura

Bangkok Noir Artist, Chris Coles prepares for presentation – Photo by Aroon Thaewchattura

For more information about the Poetry of John Gartland please visit Poetry Universe by clicking the photograph of John, below:

John Gartland on Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok (Photo by Eric Nelson)

John Gartland on Sukhumvit Road with some of the characters found in the Bangkok night. (Photo by Eric Nelson)

For more information regarding the art of Chris Coles, please visit: http://www.chriscolesgallery.com/ or his excellent blog, BANGKOK NOIR, consistently voted one of the Top Two Blog’s in all of Bangkok by clicking the Chris Coles painting below:

Farang Fashion Designer at Q-Bar by Chris Coles

Farang Fashion Designer at Q-Bar by Chris Coles

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