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Since I started coming to Bangkok I have learned a lot about socialism. I had never given it much thought before. A movement has started, I am told. Others have called it a revolution. I took the time to listen and learn. It’s harder than it sounds. In addition, many people, including some prominent authors from around the globe have either implied or I have inferred, (perhaps incorrectly) about the evils of capitalism. The reaction to these cautionary tales of greedy capitalism depends a lot on the audience. I liken it to talking about the sins and devastation of gambling. Certainly, hard evidence exists about the down side to gambling. But you are going to have a harder time convincing the guy riding a lucky streak, with a winning lottery ticket in his pocket, than you might with the gambling addict who has lost his home, wife and life savings. In 2009 I was playing at the $5.00 Blackjack table at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas when an apparent homeless man came and sat down two chairs from me. He proceeded to throw three wadded up bills and a handful of change, which he pulled out of his cargo pants pockets, onto the green felt. The dealer informed him that he had $4.93. He was 7 cents short from being able to place a minimum bet. A bet which, by all appearances, would either double his net worth or wipe him out completely. Truth be told, I was tempted to spare the brother a dime, out of curiosity more than altruism, but contained that temptation and he eventually gathered up his liquid assets and headed out into the hot Nevada sun, hopefully to buy a milkshake.  I ended up winning $140.00 at the same table. So is gambling good or bad? For me, it was good, on that day. For the homeless man, the downside was evident. .

Sands $5 Chip

A corollary between gambling and capitalism can be made. Greed will be the downfall in either instance. My first experience with capitalism was in 1961, when I was seven years old. We were living in Corona del Mar, CA. John F. Kennedy was the President – the Camelot era and it was summer time; I decided to set up a lemonade stand. Made with real lemons, water that came out of the tap and a 5 lb bag of Spreckles Sugar. The venture capitalist was my Mom. She also encouraged me to give it a go. At the end of the day I had a pocket full of Indian head nickles and Mercury dimes. The neighborhood price for the lemonade was 5 cents a glass.

Nickles and Dimes

My initial experience with capitalism was a good one. The venture capitalist was friendly, trustworthy and usually tucked me into bed at night. And I had made a profit, on day 1. It seemed pretty clear what I had to do next, I doubled down and went out and sold lemonade to anyone that had a nickle on day 2. The results were even better that day. You may call me a capitalist anytime, just not a greedy one, please.

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So where am I going with this post, those of you who got this far are wondering? Well, it’s over 50 years later and the urge to set up a lemonade stand has hit me again like a pair of aces at the blackjack table. Only this time instead of lemonade I will be selling T-shirts:

Gop T-shirt

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Go to Bangkok Beat – The Store for more information. The page is in the menu of pages above.

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The Gop T-shirt

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Bangkok Soi Dog #1 T-shirts, inspired by the art of Chris Coles has been reordered and will be available in Dember 2015

SUMMARY – CUT TO THE CHASE

Gop T-shirts are available now for readers with discerning taste at bt 400 or $12.00 USA. Questions? Send me an email or Google Bangkok Beat – The Store.

Oh, and a thank-you to my Mom. I still miss her. She was the only venture capitalist I ever used. VC’s ain’t what they used to be.

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Thailand Footprint is now six-months old. I hold no illusions as to what it is: it’s a blog but it’s a blog that has been a lot of fun for me and hopefully brought some bits of entertainment to you, the reader.

I had a vision of writing a post thanking in detail all the people that made this blog become a reality. Instead I choose to do the following. I thank the following people and the books they wrote. If you are not familiar with any of these authors, explore them. It will be an exploration that will be rewarded. To Jerry Hopkins; Christopher G. Moore; Timothy Hallinan; Lisa Brackmann; Robert Carraher (book reviewer extraordinaire at The Dirty Lowdown ); Dean Barrett; Collin Piprell; my basketball coach Tom Barry who taught me to respect our janitor, which I remember as much as any other lesson he taught me; Chris Coles; James A. Newman and last but not least that reclusive author and cartoonist in the south – the man with no Facebook or Twitter account, Colin Cotterill.

Thank-you all very much. For your cooperation and your generosity. I hope to do this for at least another six months. And thanks to all the readers. There have been many more than I had thought possible. I thank Henry Miller for that. Every time I would forget myself, the blog became better. Every time I made the blog about me, I could never make that claim. Look at the books below. Pick one that might interest you. Then learn more about it at Amazon.com or order it at your favorite independent bookstore. I am not a writer … but the world still needs them. And I like it that way.

Best wishes,

Kevin Cummings

October 15th, 2013

Bangkok Babylon

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Fear Artist

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The Dirty Lowdown Robert Carraher

Robert Carraher at The Dirty Lowdown (Click picture to visit site) Copyright 2007 Benjamin Burrows Photography

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Kicking Dogs by author Collin Piprell

Navigating the Bangkok Noir by Chris Coles

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Aging Discracefully

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One of the premier authors that writes about South East Asia is former American attorney, Jake Needham. Jake came to writing novels quite by accident. I have heard recently he is going to go to electronic only sales on his newer books. If true, that is a shame as I have always enjoyed reading and looking at the Jake Needham paperbacks on my bookshelf.

Rather than reinvent the wheel let me tell you of the books I have read by Jake and then steer you to his fine web site and blog towards the end of this post. No one tells Jake’s story better than Jake.  I have never read a book by Jake Needham that I didn’t like. He is a fine writer. I haven’t always agreed with him about politics but that has as much to do with writing fiction as the fact that some people don’t like fish sauce on their fried rice.

One of the first books I ever read after coming to Thailand in 2001 was THE BIG MANGO. It remains one of my Top Ten Bangkok based favorites to this day. The Northern California references were a nice bonus. The Big Mango has big money, big villains and big government involved. Although it’s been awhile since I read it I believe it would hold up well today as good Viet Nam War stories never grow old.

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THE AMBASSADOR’S WIFE was my introduction to the Inspector Tay series set in Singapore. It is another favorite of mine. I like the fact that the body of a murdered woman is found in a room at The Marriott Hotel and that the hotel is named as such. I liked Inspector Tay right away. As a protagonist, Jack Reacher he is not and that is kind of refreshing. Flawed is being kind. But like Lieutenant Columbo he is no dummy and he is good at solving the crime.

AMBASSADORS-WIFE-Jake took quite awhile before he wrote his second Inspector Tay novel and I believe it was due to fan requests and the continued success of The Ambassador’s Wife as the reason that he finally did so. This was, The Umbrella Man, which was the first Jake Needham novel I ever read on ebook format. While I missed the paper format it was still an excellent read. I like the economy of words Jake always manages. It is an under utilized skill by authors in my opinion. The Umbrella Man literally starts off with a bang as terrorists coordinate the bombing attacks on three Singapore hotels and Inspector Tay is caught in the middle in more ways than one.

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Mr. Needham has written four in the Jack Shepherd crime novel series. I have read the first one and need to find time to read more of them. The four in order are: Laundry Man, which I enjoyed and recommend; Killing Plato, which is set on the island of Phuket; A World of Trouble, which I understand has a not so veiled Thaksin Shinawatra theme and the most recent; The King of Macau. In Laundry Man, Jack Shepherd is a former corporate lawyer reinventing himself, as so many expats do in Asia, as a University law professor. Corruption, blackmail and murder quickly become part of Jack Shepherd’s new world. Never boring is the best compliment I can give Jake Needham’s writing.

Laundry Man

Jake Needham, like other well known authors writing about South East Asia, Timothy Hallinan, John Burdett, and Christopher G. Moore, is among a select group that have currently had one or more of their novels optioned to be made into Hollywood movies. As John Burdett once said at the Foreign Correspondent’s Club of Thailand, for a book to be made into a movie about 9 things have to align perfectly. Jake Needham has as good a chance of going 9 for 9 as anyone writing about Asia today.

To learn more about Jake Needham, an American crime novelist in Asia, along with how to sign up for his newsletter, Letters from Asia, go to www.jakeneedham.com

Jake Needham on the streets of Asia

Jake Needham on the streets of Asia

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In 1952 Henry Miller wrote a book which must have been quite the exercise in self examination. It is called, THE BOOKS IN MY LIFE. I have read about it but have not read it. Miller’s book triggered my desire to write a similar, abbreviated post here. And I still hope to one day. But for now that exercise is too daunting. What I like about Henry Miller is he makes me think. That’s still a good thing. Thanks Henry.

Here is what Henry said that got me thinking lately:

If it be knowledge or wisdom one is seeking, then one had better go direct to the source.  And the source is not the scholar or philosopher, not the master, saint, or teacher, but life itself— direct experience of life. The same is true for art. Here, too, we can dispense with the masters.

That got me thinking about writing, living, authors and books. Because of those four things, living fully is the most appealing thing to me. On this blog one of the most popular posts continues to be: I AM NOT A WRITER … AND WHY THE WORLD NEEDS THEM . And I still consider myself not to be a writer but rather a student of writers. There is a lot one can learn from writers, Henry Miller included.

But there is one book out there that I wish I had written. And I can’t even get my hands on a copy. I haven’t even read it, yet. It is NATIONAL PARKS OF THAILAND by  Dennis Gray, Collin Piprell and Mark Graham. It counts 250 pages with color photos and maps. Last published as a second edition in 1994.

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Why do I wish I had written this book among all the books written about Thailand? The simple answer is, I like parks. I always have. When Henry says, “Better go direct to the source” for knowledge or wisdom you can’t beat the great outdoors and nature. Books are good but I’d rather read nature. In fact Henry admits he read too many books. Me too, maybe. I know I have read some bad ones. But I have not been to too many parks, big or small, national or city. Some of my favorite life experiences, most memorable days and life altering events have occurred in parks. More so than libraries or museums. Every detective knows the best footprints are left outdoors.

A handful of the parks that have left their impressions on me are: Auburn Parks and the great American River; Bidwell Park in Chico and their many fresh watering holes for swimming; the Adirondacks in upstate New York; San Juan Island Parks in Washington State; Golden Gate Park in San Francisco where I would run after work; Grand Canyon; Yellowstone; Everglades and the first national park I can recall as a young boy was Yosemite. I was seven. It was a class room of first class. I got poison oak. With that came the start of wisdom and better reading skills.

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Yosemite National Park – California

When the tsunami of Christmas 2006 hit Thailand and the world we were in a beautiful and uncrowded national park in Khao Kho in Phetchabun province, Thailand. It was full of flowing waterfalls. I wish I had a copy of NATIONAL PARKS OF THAILAND right now so I could look at a map and get a better handle on where it is, exactly. All I know is, I am thankful we were there that day and not Phuket.

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Khao Kho National Park, Phetchabun Province, Thailand

The point of this essay is, listen to Henry. You can read too many books. You can spend too much time at the computer. Henry admits to the former. I readily admit to the latter. The reason I would have liked to have written NATIONAL PARKS OF THAILAND is that I could have gone direct to the source to research the book. The parks are life itself. And I cannot think of a better subject to write about.

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Suan Rot Fai, Bangkok Thailand

If you live or are visiting the Bangkok area and want an alternative to Lumphini park, Rot Fai (Train) Park located close to Jutujak market is well worth seeking out for a great respite from city life. Not crowded, even on the weekends, teeming with wildlife. Bicycle rentals are also available if you don’t have your own.

So keep on reading, of course. Used book stores are still cooler than one-click Kindle sales. Buy a second-hand book to take to a park for when you get tired after your long walk or hike. Oh, and if anyone does spot a copy of that National Parks book by Dennis Gray, Collin Piprell and Mark Graham in one of those great old book shops that are disappearing too fast, drop me an email at ThailandFootprint@gmail.com. I’ll go direct to that source lickity split.

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For my amusement and hopefully yours, the reader, I include a partial list of search terms that led people to Thailand Footprint in the last four months. My favorite may well be the last one. I hope you find it entertaining and revealing:

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i think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. if the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? so that it will make us happy, as you write? good lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. but we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. a book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. that is my belief.” 1
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Thomas Hunt Locke is, among other things, a husband, a father, a businessman, an adventurer, an expat living in Thailand and an author. Not necessarily in that order. He’s a transplanted American. An east coast guy, with Boston ties. It is my impression that he has his life priorities in order. Plus, he and his protagonist, Sam Collins both like CheckInn99 whenever they get a chance to come to the City of Angels. What’s not to like? His second Sam Collins mystery, Jim Thompson is Alive! has dropped recently on Amazon.com and will be available in paperback soon. This follows his debut Sam Collins erotic historical mystery, The Ming Inheritance. Thailand Footprint is pleased to welcome Thom Locke as our Footprint Maker interview of the month.

Author, T Hunt Locke creator of the Sam Collins Historical Mysteries series

Author, T Hunt Locke creator of the Sam Collins Erotic Historical Thriller series

TF Welcome, Thom. Tell me when was the first time you came to Thailand, when did you settle here permanently and what was the attraction to the northern part of Thailand, specifically the Chiang Mai area?
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THL Hi Kevin. I first came to Thailand in the early 1990’s. I was finishing up my grad school work and delivered a paper at a conference in Singapore. I had a few days free afterward so hopped on a bus and headed north. I’m now coming on my 10th anniversary residing in Thailand. Other than a couple of months in Bangkok I have been permanently settled in the north. I don’t live directly in  Chiang Mai anymore but my family and I still make frequent forays into the Rose of the North. The best thing about Chaing Mai, a city I love dearly, is the balance between culture and modernity. I lack for nothing in the modern context, yet I still can meditate in the ancient temple Wat U-Hmong.

TF I enjoy hearing about expats that have chosen to set up a business in Thailand, as well as enjoy the culture and terrain. Tell me about your business, what do you do exactly? Is it full-time, part-time or somewhere in between?  What do you like best about it and how is running a business in Thailand different than it would be back in the USA?
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THL I have set up the N.U. Test Prep. Center. My main service is to prepare young university lecturers for the IELTS or TOEFL exams. I also prepare doctors for the USMLE (United States Medical Licensing Exam). I also do quite a bit of work in business communication with the local government agencies. I’m not sure if there is a category above full-time but if there was I would check that box. Most foreigner teachers in Thailand don’t want to teach test prep so it is difficult to find good help. So in a way I’ve become the ‘go to’ guy for that in my community. It is rewarding. The best aspect of my job is the quality of people I come in contact with everyday. It provides me with a very optimistic outlook on Thai society. In the States I was a community college lecturer so I’ve little experience with the business field stateside. My experience here has been fantastic.
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TF  Your protagonist, Sam Collins – what would readers find admirable and likable about him? Does he have any flaws? I don’t like too many standard questions, but I’ll give you one here: how much of Sam Collins is really T. Hunt Locke? Is he a product of your imagination, part you or a composite of many people whom you have known?
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THL Sam Collins is a retired Boston City Police detective. He was forced into early retirement due to a scandal within the force and the city as a whole. He exacted revenge on a drug lord who had murdered his wife & son. Sam is deeply flawed but I believe readers can admire the way he has put back the pieces of his shattered life. He’ll never be whole again. Still he’s making an effort to lead a productive life. One reviewer tabbed Sam as being half Indiana Jones & half James Bond. I’ll live with that. Through Sam I try to also shine a mirror on expat life. Many ‘farang’ come over here to either forget, escape, or otherwise forge a new life.  Sam is not Thom however.
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TF The title of your upcoming novel: Jim Thompson is Alive! A Sam Collins Mystery, is a great one. Most farangs who have spent any time in Thailand and certainly most expats living in Thailand year around know at least something about the Jim Thompson real life mystery. I have taken the tour of the Jim Thompson House in Bangkok, on a very rainy day and it was fascinating, not to mention a gorgeous house. For those readers not familiar with the real life mystery, give us a brief history of the real Jim Thompson and then carry that over into how your story-line came about. Did you have to do a lot of research?
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The Jim Thompson House located in Bangkok, Thailand is well worth a look

The Jim Thompson House located in Bangkok, Thailand is well worth a look

THL Let me begin with the last question. This novel has taken me approximately two years to complete. A great deal of research has been put into my latest work. To step back, Sam Collins novels are erotic historical thrillers. I take each part seriously. The history needs to be well researched otherwise the structure of the plot is weakened. I won’t go in to too much detail, but I conducted several interviews with people who were active in Thailand in the 1960’s. You may know Mama Noi from Check Inn 99. Mama was quite the hot item back in the day and she gave me some fantastic information to provide me with a flavor for that era. The most interesting, surprising perhaps, aspect of the research is the portrait of Jim Thompson which emerges when one digs deep. He is not the person one would expect. My admiration for him grew extensively and in this novel I try deliver that portrait in a way that has not been done before. The William Warren book can rightfully be called a vanity effort. Other efforts as well fall way off the mark. I believe if you read Jim Thompson Is Alive! you’ll find you discover a great deal about the man and his motivations. In addition, much of the novel investigates the United States involvement in the Indo-China war, a conflict that Thompson himself was heavily invested in and at odds with U.S. interests.
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Picture of real life Jim Thompson

Picture of Jim Thompson before his mysterious disappearance

TF What are the benefits of writing, for you? What do you like most about the process from start to finish to publishing? Tell me what you see as the pros and cons in the current publishing climate for independent novelists like yourself?
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THL Everything I do in my life is something that I absolutely cherish undertaking. From my family to my business to my hobbies to my writing, I’m invested in something I completely dig. More directly, the benefit of writing for me is that I’m able to carve a good story from history. I love stories & I like history so, I figured, why not give it a go. What I adore most about the process are the characters that emerge. Gemma from my first novel was a complete surprise and Tukky from Jim Thompson Is Alive! is a big surprise to Sam and me as well. In the end, writing is something that I absolutely love in the same way some people are passionate about scuba diving or other challenging hobbies.
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That being said, my books are not free. So it is important for developing a strategy, a business plan if you will. For me there are no downsides in the DIY publishing age. I’m responsible for everything. I am independent by nature so the way the industry is trending is something that is gratifying. That’s not to say I haven’t made mistakes on the business end. I’m still sorting it out. But it has been fun learning from those mistakes. For example, there is absolutely no upside to signing a contract with a company to put your book online. I can upload the novel directly to Kindle with no middleman. Smashwords I have found to be quite good in that they can connect you to many outlets such as B&N and Sony etc. while charging only a nominal fee.In the end, I find the Amazon age to be a blessing for writers such as myself.
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TF Who are some of your favorite authors – and you can play it safe and name me only the dead ones or take a risk and name the live ones. The middle path is always good so a mix of the two is also fine. And start with your earliest memories of reading, please.
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THL I’ve been an avid reader since I broke my ankle as a ten year old. I had to sit out baseball that year. My world had come to an end. But out of the abyss came a boy clutching a book in one hand and his treasured baseball glove in the other. As for my favorite writers well Umberto Ecco would have to top the list. Unfortunately I don’t have a great deal of time to read nowadays with my busy schedule. I recently finished Dissolution by C. J. Sansom. I quite like the Matthew Shardlake series. When I was younger I was addicted to Robert Ludlum novels. Truth be told, I don’t have a favorite writer in the sense I have a favorite rock ‘n roll band.
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TF I’ve heard it advised that being a writer, is like doing the laundry – it never ends. You finish one book and pretty soon it’s, “What have you done, lately?” So I am guessing that after Jim Thompson is Alive! another project may be in the works? If so, what’s the working title and how will it be different and how will it be similar to the first two Sam Collin’s Mysteries?
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Thom Locke at Backstreet Books in Chiang Mai

Thom Locke, with daughter, at Backstreet Books in Chiang Mai, pleased to have found one of his favorite authors …

THL I’m folding and pressing my latest as we speak and yeah, I ‘ll begin work on my next project come September. I have a total of ten novels loosely outlined. My next effort will be set in the summertime home of my youth, Cape Cod. It will not be  as sexually charged as the Sam Collins Mystery Series though it will be a historical thriller. The working title is Vinland. I’ll follow that up with another Sam Collins thriller. This will be interesting as it will take Sam out of Thailand. I don’t want to be tied to one locale and I believe Sam gives me great flexibility in that regard.

TF There is a lot of turbulence in the world right now. A lot of dissatisfaction in many different areas. The economy, the political climate, an increasing police state that has been eroding freedoms that you and I have taken for granted for a lifetime as Americans. And yet you come across as a very satisfied individual, that like a lot of expats living in Thailand has taken the road less traveled. Does what is going on in the world today have an impact on your life, in any way, shape or form? And I ask the question because I am genuinely curious about the answer. Some people confuse apathy with focus. I see you as a focused individual.
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THL It’s an interesting question, Kevin. Tip O’Neill once said all politics is local. Let me just say that I keep my life local. So, in that sense, there is little turbulence or dissatisfaction for me to contend with. Often people involve themselves in so many things they cannot control and in many cases don’t understand. I can control being a good husband/father, a hardworking & successful business owner, and a better writer. Those are my priorities and I try to focus on those pursuits. I also try to have fun in life! Making new friends and developing solid relationships takes precedence over worrying about the state of the global economy. Basically I try to not be an asshole and live the heck out of the one life I’ve been given. In any case I’m an independent so both sides of the political spectrum piss me off!
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TF You talked about how your experience with a business in Thailand has been fantastic. Tell me what you like about the Thailand geography, what you like about the Thai people and what you like about Thai culture? Of those three areas, what don’t you like?

THL First, as you know, Thailand is an exquisitely beautiful country. I like to get outside and there is so much to choose from. We try to get into the mountains of Mae Hong Song at least once a year and life would not be complete without at least one trip down south to Krabi or Phuket. Bangkok gets thrown in a couple of times a year as well. That covers a lot of real estate. My wife, being Thai, likes to visit the local shops, markets, and restaurants when visiting such locales. Its a great way to experience the many different cultures that exist within the Thai borders. I think Thai people are generous by nature. Living where I do, off the tourist map as it were, I was a bit of an oddity being one of the few farang around. It was a great way to learn about Thai culture and people. Consider me impressed. If there is one thing I hate about Thailand it is the lack of civility on the roads. Thai drivers are barbaric! And this coming from a Bostonian where bad driving has been elevated to an art form.

TF Thom, we’ve had some fun today. I have a tremendous amount of respect for writers and those writers, like yourself, who write fictional novels. As my guy John Grisham says, “It’s harder than paving asphalt”. So please tell me anything else you would like to, here, that I may have missed about your latest book, but while I am at it, who is your favorite rock n’ roll band? And don’t tell me, Boston.
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THL Well thank you, Kevin for having me as a guest. As for my favorite rock ‘n roll out-fit that is an easy one. The Kinks! I’ve been a Kinks Kultist since my mid-teens.

Jim Thompson Is Alive! is now available on Amazon.  The paperback will follow in September. I’m beginning work with a Thai film director exploring the possibility of turning this novel into a movie. He’s a good friend and I was happy to hear of his interest. We will meet tonight over 100 Pipers!

Click the cover above to go to Amazon.com USA for more info about JIM THOMPSON IS ALIVE!

Click the cover above to go to Amazon.com USA for more info about JIM THOMPSON IS ALIVE! by T. Hunt Locke

TF Thanks, Thom. I hope to klink glasses with you at CheckInn99 soon.

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Thailand Footprint looks to interview cutting edge and break-out literary talent. Efforts were made to secure an interview with up and coming pulp fiction writer, James A. Newman – author of the Joe Dylan private detective noir crime series. The Joe Dylan series has two published novels in pulp and ebook formats: Bangkok Express and The Red Zone.  The third in the series, The White Flamingo is now available on Amazon.com and has been charting in the Top 50 Noir Bestsellers List.

James A. Newman, available for a game but not for bloggers ...

Author, James A. Newman. Available for a game but not for a blog …

Repeated calls to Mr. Newman’s office were finally returned by his publicist (no name given).  Thailand Footprint was told, due to ongoing negotiations for an interview and cover photo with AFTER DARK MAGAZINE,  James A. Newman would be unavailable for “bloggers”.  As a result we pursued the next best thing. Gop, the literature loving, tobacco(?) smoking, sex-on-the-beach drinking , frog in the coconut shell was retained for one purpose: find protagonist, Joe Dylan and interview him for Thailand Footprint. Joe Dylan had last been heard from on a binge in The Zone after solving a murder mystery in Fun City for the famed ex-catwalk model, the widower, Mrs. Bell. Also known as, the White Flamingo.

Gop

Gop

Gop Joe, you are a hard man to find. It took me days to track you down here at Last Chance Samui Health Resort & Spa and I live in the south.  Big fan, here. I read all my books on the beach and a Joe Dylan novel  is the perfect beach book. There hasn’t been a noir style, hard-boiled detective like you since Nick Danger. Security at the main gate and the check point at the front desk informed me we haven’t much time before your next session. So let’s jump right in: the question all your friends, fans and readers want to know is, you seemed to have it all under control – what went wrong?

Joe D Well, I took a slide in the Red Zone following the White Flamingo caper. I guess you can fill in the details whichever way floats your lilly-pad. Let’s just say I broke a case. When I break a case I like to celebrate. Hard. The therapy here sucks, baby. The place is full with tree-huggers and eco-warriors bringing down the tone of the establishment. The joint used be run by some gimp called The Elf before he took the night train following a puffer fish salad served by an Aquarian temptress.

Gop Say no more, Joe. Your true  fans will stand by you and those that know the Red Zone can imagine those details. The White Flamingo case was quite a walk on the wild side up in Fun City. Congrats for cracking it. Let’s talk about the therapy game. The tone may be down but this spa is superb  – dragonflies are everywhere. Sliding appears to have an up-side. What are your days like here at Last Chance Samui Spa?

Last Chance Samui Spa

Joe D You’re kidding right? That asshole Newman wrote me into this place so I could research his next book “Synchronicity” set inside a rehab unit. So while the author’s up there in the big smoke hanging out with guys blowing their trumpets at the Checkinn99 and chewing the fat with comedians and actors I’m here sitting in a hut shoving a rubber tube up my Harris every four hours to cleanse the colon (whatever that is), and there’s no food. At least nothing solid. Two protein shakes a day and as much co-co-nut milk as you can vomit. You wanna swap places man, say the word, give me back the city. You got any smokes?

Gop Smokes? Sure, but they confiscated both along with my Altoids tin at the front desk. Juicy Fruit? … Negative on the swap, Joe. Sounds to me like someone needs to recite their Serenity Prayer.  The pipe cleanings explain the color choice for the staff uniforms and the incense. For a second, I had a Lumphini Police Station flashback. C’mon, Joe this is not your first slip and fall. I’ve read all Newman’s stuff – even the strange one about the lizards. Shouldn’t you know the rehab drill by now after what happened to your protagonist pal, Johnny Coca-Cola during his Buddhist temple gig?

Joe D Talking of color – you look a bit green yourself, Gop. Johnny Coca-Cola is another one of Newman’s dysfunctional creations. Let’s not talk about recovery for much longer. It kinda bores me.  You see the trick is to stop trying to keep clean and then there is no conflict, works for a while. The other side of the coin is that if you take your foot of the break too often, you may slide on the ice. We have the sea here and the beach, a couple of Hollywood types in the steam room. What could be better?

Gop  No worries, Joe. The color blonde is on my mind. Stop trying, eh? Sounds like a day at Beach Road. Let’s talk about your last client – the White Flamingo. Everyone knows these spas charge an arm and a leg to stick a rubber hose up, what you call, your Harris. Every country has a different name for it; all I know is, everybody has one. The Fun City telegraph was burning that private dick business wasn’t the only thing going on with you and Mrs. Bell at her mansion on the hill. And the word on the street is, the Flamingo has spent time at this very spa.  Is that a coincidence, Joe or is the Flamingo your Mrs. Jones, because it seems you gotta thing going on?

Joe D    Some reviewer said recently that I have a problem with women. Well, anyone who’s in a relationship has a problem and anyone who hasn’t got a piece of skirt or leather vest has a problem. Money and women are the same – they mean everything and nothing… You’ll have to ask the Flamingo herself if it’s serious – all I can tell you about the Flamingo is like the bird that gave her her moniker. Each way her head turns there’s a big bill in front of it.

The White Flamingo steps out with Joe Dylan for a ride in Fun City - Paparazzi photo credit to Johnny Coca-Cola

The White Flamingo steps out with Joe Dylan for a ride in Fun City – Paparazzi photo credit to Johnny Coca-Cola

Gop  I figured you for a gent, Joe.  And a wise one at that. I’ve always liked the way Joe Dylan sees the world. I don’t like to pry into people’s personal lives.  But I am a bit concerned for your mental health. So I must tell you.  There’s a Full Moon Party in two days just a short swim from here that will knock your flip flops off. The here and now could be a lot worse than this seaside spa. What does the future have in store for you, Joe? What can your fans expect from you while you still have a pulse?

Joe Dylan ponders a swim at Samui spa beach ...

Joe Dylan ponders the meaning of life in a James A. Newman novel and/or a swim on the beach …

Joe D Pulse? Odds are you’ll croak before me, frogman. My plans? Well I’m checking out of this here new age cesspit  when the doc gives the all clear. Then it’ll be swimming to the full moon, have a party, and the next assignment is something tasty. It involves a rich kid who leaves behind his promising career to live in a utopian society of naked chicks in the jungle in central Thailand. I get my assignments from the higher power.  This time Newman threw me a paddle. Talking of paddles why don’t you grab yourself a paddle and hit some ping pong balls in the rec room, I have an appointment with the enema tech in twelve, we get together this time everyday and just like to shoot the shit.

Joe's toilet ...

Joe D’s toilet … clean as a whistle …

Gop Ping Pong’s my game, Joe. When I was in California last summer I won a little tournament down in Big Sur. You’d love it there. Redwoods. Ponds. Beautiful. But I see you as more of a Paris kinda guy.

Joe D Sure, in another lifetime I lived in room .25 the Beat Hotel, Left Bank. I can picture it now – gazing out that window across the rooftops and chimney pots. Up close a chimney pot’s a work of art. Yeah, Paris, the 1950s – shore leave. Picked up a taste for the Chinaman’s curse, and discovered my first case of the clap. Both imported from the East. But that’s another story for another waiting room.

Gop I learned a lot today. And I hope to forget it pronto. Time for you to play your game of hole-in-one with the long haired beauty wearing the latex gloves. I need my Altoids and Camel’s to fuel me back to The Big Weird. It’s been a real pleasure, Joe. Before I get out like trout is there any message Joe Dylan would like me to bring back to the City of Angels? 

Joe D Yes. Buy the White Flamingo by James A. Newman. If my benefactor doesn’t come up with the readies to spring me from this joint then we’re looking at selling enough copies to spring me free. Listen, Just tell your readers, to buy the god darn book.

The White Flamingo by James A. Newman - Third in the Joe Dylan Noir Crime Series

The White Flamingo by James A. Newman – Third in the Joe Dylan Noir Crime Series

 
Gop You got it, Joe.
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“You’ve got to earn the couch”, one University mountain biker said to his mountain biking buddy as I stood behind them, preparing for the big event in my day – ordering a sandwich at my local deli. Bush Senior was President at the time. It’s an expression I liked immediately, haven’t heard much since but thought about a lot two days ago.

My wife has only two speeds: stop and go. It’s difficult to get her to downshift. I’m more like a Waring 12-Speed blender: no need to work at ice crushing speed when the task at hand only involves blending peanut butter into your yogurt. But last weekend we both got a lot of stuff done. My wife and I had earned the couch. I’m an American. We’re trained, some might say brainwashed, to get stuff done so we can get more stuff. And like the instructions on a shampoo bottle there are those out there that want you to “repeat process” until you hit the grave. Most of the time I ignore them. Sometimes they have a point. My wife had earned the couch and a nice night out. The choice was, The Living Room located on Sukhumvit Soi 12 inside the Sheraton Hotel. I had never been before and neither had she. Time for a new experience.

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The Living Room is known for its world class Jazz. That night the Steve Cannon Group was playing. I first heard Steve play at CheckInn99 on a Sunday afternoon in May, where I discovered that Steve has some world class chops. I wrote about that experience and Steve here: http://wp.me/p33ZZ6-i2 Discovering Steve’s talent is like a prospector that trips over a 4 lb gold nugget – it does’t take a lot of skill. The skill and talent are all on Steve’s end. Steve was gracious when I introduced myself that day and I learned he worked The Living Room regularly. We had earned the couch, The Living Room has couches and Steve Cannon was playing. Some decisions are easier than others. We went.

World Class Trumpet Player, Steve Cannon

World Class Trumpet Player, Steve Cannon

Steve’s four man jazz combo includes Steve Cannon on trumpet, piano, drums and double bass. Apologies for not getting the other names. Most jazz aficionados agree that without the trumpet jazz is just not the same. It’s been an integral part of jazz from the beginning, long before the piano got on board. The combo was great, the acoustics lively and Steve was the leader on the stage and in The Living Room, where he came over a few times to our cozy couch throughout the evening. It was a weeknight but they still pulled in a nice, comfortable crowd as Steve worked the crowd comfortably on and off the stage. Grover Washington Jr., Dizzy Gillespie, Chet Baker and Lee Morgan were just a few of the compositions we listened to. As jobs go, it seems like a great one to me. We had a great time and we will go back. Next time when Steve plays with his piano playing bother, Randy Cannon.

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The jazz schedule at The Living Room located inside The Sheraton Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 12:

Jazz Schedule

Tim Hedges Piano Solo
Monday – Saturday: from 18:00 hours onwards

The Steve Cannon Band
Monday – Tuesday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Randy Cannon Group
Wednesday – Thursday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Randy Cannon Group with Cherryl Hayes
Friday – Saturday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Cannon Brothers
Sunday: from 21:15 hours onwards

The Tim Hedges Jazz Trio
Sunday Jazzy Brunch: from 12:00 – 14:45 hours

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Although It was my first visit to The Living Room it felt like a DejaVu experience when I arrived. Like I had been there before. Then I remembered, I had. One of the many pleasures of reading fiction is not just the characters we meet, it’s the places we get to go. It turns out I had read a novel about another duo that had gotten a lot of stuff done and decided to reward themselves with a night at The Living Room. The duo was fictional detective, Vincent Calvino and his fictional saxophone playing friend, Thai Police Colonel Pratt. The novel is one of my favorites in the Vincent Calvino Crime Series, MISSING IN RANGOON written by well known Bangkok author, Christopher G. Moore and published by Heaven Lake Press in actual paper book form in 2013. The last chapter in the book is Chapter 22. The title of the chapter is, Bangkok: The Living Room.

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I won’t bore you with all the details of the chores that earned my wife and me a visit to The Living Room but in the case of Vincent Calvino and Colonel Pratt all they had done was gone to Rangoon in Myanmar to locate a missing person and break up an amphetamine drug smuggling operation into Thailand. Vincent even worked in a couple of 10K runs while he was there. In the process, guns were fired, people were killed and rich people had to find new ways of getting richer. In short, Vinny and Colonel Pratt had earned the couch.

The chapter begins:

It was closing night at the upscale nightclub, located at a five-star Sukhumvit Road hotel. Yadamar wore a newly tailored tan suit, a purple silk shirt and alligator shoes with shiny soles. He sat behind a grand piano, smiling at the audience, hands dancing across the keyboard as Colonel Pratt finished John Coltrane’s, “My Favorite Things” –which he dedicated to Manee, his wife, who was sitting at a front row table. – The narrative of Christopher G. Moore from his novel, MISSING IN RANGOON

It’s not in the book but my guess is that Pratt’s wife, Manee also earned the couch. The music always sounds better when you do. Given the choice between being a couch potato or earning the couch go for the latter as much as you can. Get out and watch some live music and appreciate the talented musicians that ply their trade all over town in every town, most every night. Read a good book by one of your favorite authors. Get some stuff done. Be nice to your partner if you have one. Earn the couch.

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Lest anyone think I am ignoring the three well known entertainment areas in Bangkok, Thailand on this blog, well, I am … kinda, sorta.

There are tons of web sites that deal with them, not enough that deal with all the other interesting happenings that go on in Bangkok and beyond. My focus is on the latter. Traffic is not my guiding light.

But truth be told these three areas can never be ignored, entirely. Density and velocity is how artist Chris Coles described the attraction of the Bangkok night. The reality is, of the 14 to 21 million visitors Bangkok gets ever year – a number growing by leaps and bounds – more go to these three zones than all the temples combined, despite what you may read from the Tourism Authority of Thailand. Bangkok, Thailand has now been recognized as the top travel destination in the world by Lonely Planet Travel Guides and Mastercard International.

So herewith I present all the cultural advice you will ever need to know about Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and Patpong:

Soi Dog #1 by Chris Coles

Soi Dog #1 by Chris Coles

1. Never, ever go to an upstairs bar in Patpong even if you are, hypothetically, with a good mate that is Thai from your hometown in the USA.

2. If you do go to an upstairs bar in Patpong you will be ripped off, even if you are, hypothetically, with a good Thai mate that had lived in Bangkok for over twenty years.

3. By all means check out the culture of Nana Plaza. Everyone has. Mick Jagger has. Anthony Bourdain has. Husbands and wives have. Christian fundamentalists have. Groups of white women have. Groups of Arab men have tried. Go. Check it out. Be appalled. Be titillated. Don’t be a jerk but be something and go.

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Jumpin’ Mick …being something

4. Soi Cowboy: Walk up and down the small street. Be surprised how small the street is. Be amazed at what goes on in such a small street. Eat outside. Look at the people. Some will look back. It’s not always easy to differentiate the animals from the spectators at this holy city zoo. Eat the street food. Eat an insect just so you can say you did. The pyropus pesticide levels in one or two grasshoppers won’t kill you.  After that you are on your own.

Soi Cowboy painting by Chris Coles as shown hanging at CheckInn99

Soi Cowboy painting by Chris Coles, shown hanging at CheckInn99  next to the well known White Flamingo, as the talented, Music of the Heart band entertain

5. Don’t drink too much alcohol. It’s poison to the body just like the pesticide in the insects. The body treats them both the same way – let’s get rid of this stuff before It does anything else. Moderation in eating insects and moderation in drinking alcohol. Take the middle path or the deep fried larvae. “Up to you” as the saying goes.

So there you have it. After you’ve been to all three entertainment areas or as Meatloaf says, “Two out of three ain’t bad”, eaten your insects and been in the same places as Mick Jagger and company, congratulate yourself. You’re in Bangkok, Thailand. And there are at least one-thousand other things you can see, eat and do. Better get started. Life is short. And economists can be philosophers, if you listen.

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John Gartland (Photo by Eric Nelson)

John Gartland (Photo by Eric Nelson)

Bangkok is full of interesting expatriates. Foreigners choosing to make Thailand their home for a variety of reasons. John Gartland is one such interesting expat. John was born in Warrington in Northern England. He graduated with honors in English from Newcastle University and has a master’s degree in Elizabethan drama. He has spent time in the United States, has worked in the government sector, in the telecommunications business, as a rock n’ roll music producer and as a college lecturer and professor. He has recently returned to live in Bangkok a second time after being Visiting Professor of English Writing at Korea National University of Education , and  Lecturer in English at  Bayan University College in Muscat.

Gravity's Fool - Poems by John Gartland

Gravity’s Fool – Poems by John Gartland

John Gartland is a published novelist and poet. Thailand Footprint is pleased to showcase some of his poems today along with the art of Chris Coles as well as photographs by Bangkok photographers, Eric Nelson and Aroon Thaewchatturat.

Portrait of poet, John Gartland by Bangkok Noir artist, ChrisColes

Portrait of poet, John Gartland by Bangkok Noir artist, Chris Coles

The Company of Poets

You’ve heard a kind of clown
dismissing poetry,
as rarefied and precious, not real life;
till, cut and sliced by love’s
exquisite and inexorable knife,
he’ll find the bottle comfortless enough,
and fumble in his misery for rhyme.

Still craving for some vanished stuff of rapture,
attempting to contain the heart’s decline,
and learning there’s no science that will capture
or can resurrect a passion. It’s a sign that life
will seek out rhythms, incantations, dreams,
to celebrate its stature, and to wonder at itself.
Each dances, in his fashion, to that driving score it seems;
but poets live the fuller, by their nature, beating time.

And I’ll seek out the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.
When poetry has bitten you you’ll know it;
it’s just an arc of words but in the overall design
of things, there’s everything in life laid out below it;
from birth to love, and death, and celebration;
and before the robot reaper can consign
you to your headstone you will ride imagination’s
launcher high above the milling cities,
be the Process speaking, for a time.

So I’ll seek out the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.
They’re taking passion’s pulse
and they are signaling the future,
they’ve freedom for a mistress
and they’ve history for a tutor,
and they can image water into wine.
Each new day is their holy book,
and apparatchiks hate them
for scoffing at all priesthoods
while embracing the divine.
So give to me the company of poets,
the company of poets I’ll make mine.

Those black flags of mourning, who better to fly them?
The tender intrigues of the aspirant heart,
that life-shaking love that you have for your children,
how better to tell them? Where better to start?
Where else but the company of poets?
whose alchemical pilgrimage sets them apart…
Where else but the company of poets?

Those ephemeral fires of the beacon lights,
on the century’s headlands, glowing;
like poems, are markers we leave to rite
our passage and our going.
Bright seeds on the wind that flower despite
the perennial cloud of unknowing,
and they’re sown by the company of poets,
the indelible company of poets.

John Gartland

Soi Cowboy by Chris Coles now found hanging, prominently, at CheckInn99 in Bangkok

Soi Cowboy by Chris Coles now found hanging, prominently, at CheckInn99 in Bangkok

Chillin’

Judas hangs about in lost property,
channel hopping.
Reality Arena, Caligula’s TV hit,
has viewers congealed to their seats.
“It’s the same old bread and circuses shit”,
says Herod, still regal, on the Oprah show.
He’ll be networked once he’s out, you know,
a degree in demographics from an Open prison;
now, when he speaks the media listen.
But that’s old hat; there’s wall to wall promotion
on all stations for “Hits the murderers listened to.”
Can you get into that?
A six album set, if you didn’t steal it already.
“Suffer Little Children”, whispers Myra Hindley
and the social workers nod,
chillin!’.
“I’m immortal now”, croons De Troux,
“Let bygones be bygones”, says God,
“I’m chillin’, I’m chillin’”.

My cap’s on backwards, I mastered rhyme.
It ain’t complicated, so rap’s just fine,
I’m a tattooed mother’ and an arrogant swine,
I beat my bitch and she toes my line,
I’ve got a big shooter and I fuck with crime,
got jewels in my teeth and I done some time,
I’m rich, you can kiss my asinine,
I’m chillin’, I’m chillin’.

After this word from our sponsor,
Al Jazeera, embedded with the Taliban!
More amputations and beheadings, live,
and our token woman journalist who
reads the news at five. Commercial break,
a woman’s lips through an embroidered slot,
“Something for the weekend?”
Adultery and a drink will get you stoned,
Or maybe you forgot.
Relax! to a cool, fanatic vibe.
Sheikh, rattle and rolling heads,
no moderates are left alive.
The anchorman’s just chillin’. “Clive,
Reminds me of the view from the Republican
window at the old Rue Robespierre.
(These people can teach Europe nothing
about losing your head in a crisis!)”
And now at last we take you there,
To Isfahan, a missile silo filled with
Mullahs’ radioactive teeth,
to seed an unbelieving west.
With business confidence so low,
where else can you invest but Club Inferno,
fastest growing franchaise, and the best.
Four horsemen drinking margaritas in the bar,
chillin’. Scythes gleam in the umbrella stand.
Then, strikes up the band
behind the President’s address
on the State of Rape and Roll,
and everyone’s in lost property now,
to watch. With closing time at hand,
the speech is kind of droll,
and chillin’, really chillin’.

John Gartland

Chris Coles Landscape

Chris Coles Landscape

Bangkok De Profundis.

In a time of rising waters,
He has cried to thee oh Lord.
It was becoming hard to bear,
waking up each morning as a cockroach.
His junkie girlfriend stole the laptop,
the phone kept ringing at odd hours,
and insomniacs haunted him,
invading his rooms to smoke Old Delirium
in strange contraptions, fashioned
from detergent bottles and glass tubing.

False prophets network,
scares and admonitions,
“Seek shelter from the coming flood”
for markets fall, and pundits pall
like necromancers shocked by futures,
awed at stocks’ exposed positions.

More flashbacks of those corpses wrapped
in blood-stained sheets where Hades
meets Suwintawong highway,
and demons dressed as strutting cops
play out satanic games with car wrecks
and six lanes of hurtling pick-ups,
loaded with the damned.
Nothing stops, apart from hoping,
in that darkness;
hoping, and the grand design of God.

Years of debris; a throwaway world
is gagging his high watermark.
The residue of empires, dismembered ideologies,
gangrenous mullahs,
severed heads in doggie bags,
girls stoned to death by dumper truck
where high tech. serves Islamic rigour;
and women’s bodies, feared
and lashed with equal vigour,
float the septic tide to state,
that, rotting, raped and subjugate,
masked, or beauty acid-scarred,
this jealous hate redeems some family’s honour
and the keeping of a slave.

“Seek shelter from the coming flood!”.
More warnings from the networks
of disaster in plain sight.
Infected by the future
and recoiling from the light,
from the morning watch,
to subliminal night, Lord,
he channel-hops the ads. and lies,
awaits the blind inexorable wave.

Let thine ears be attentive
to the voice of his supplication.
Please take his urgent call oh Lord,
extend to him religion’s consolation.

Icons of old wizard monks,
expensive relics in a locket,
the sacred, decorated trunks of
twisted, bent, revered old trees,
an idol, or a totem,
or the fetish of of a prophet,
an amulet of Vishnu,
or a string of merit-making beads
to finger in a pocket.
A road map of the Tree of Life,
a prayer mat, sacrificial knife,
a sacred stone they venerate,
a holy spring where they prostrate,
and, chanting loudly, flagellate;
some mutilation rituals they find,
somehow express their
tortured, ingrown toenail of a mind.

To these they bow, by these they wait,
for heaven’s ultimate blind date;
hypnosis by a holy book,
subservience to a priestly look.

Yea Lord, he drinks a bitter cup,
deliverance eludes him yet.
The creator, playing hard to get,
has, once more, frankly, stood him up.

Manipulation, thought correction,
machiavellian misdirection.
Digesting God’s indifference,
inhaling insignificance,
in times of rising waters,
a Minoan maze of lies.

The sacred books, the king, the host,
those feet at which men grovel most;
the bloodstained flag, the Holy Ghost,
the biggest fairy tales require
most pious genuflection,
and these the thinking cockroach
will contemptuously despise.

Insomniac transexuals
are texting, seeking parts again.
Awake within the whispering walls,
illumination swirls and falls
to fractals in a pipe bulb,
when, aware God’s not returning calls,
or dealing absolution,
he crawls out of the depths, not least
to shun the poisonous fix of priests,
and charter his own flight to dissolution.

For, Lord, he’s turned his back upon
some name we may not utter
without slavish self-abasement,
the mediaeval violence policing laws of love;
a million milling zealots
trampling by their sacred monolith;
psychosis aping saintliness,
when push comes to fanatic shove.

And the globalised multiplex; virtual reality,
brand slaves on Prozac grazing the mall.
Where history simply is discarded fashion,
junk’s TV, rap culture, and soundbite celebrities,
mainlining cage fights, an armchair in hell.
In a time of rising waters,
He has cried to thee, oh Lord.

Last call for oblivion, welcome aboard.

Let thine ears be attentive… attentive oh Lord!

Last call for oblivion, darkness on board.

John Gartland

Female Guardian of the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

Female Guardian of the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

ANNA JET

Anna glides among the drinkers
and her girls at Anna Jet.
The customers pay tribute with their eyes.

Her girls are young,
available and beautiful, and yet,
as she irradiates the storyline
of evening with her smile,
and lets her hand rest lightly
on some shoulder for a while,
her backless dress of silken gold’s
as tight as gilt upon
an art collector’s statuette.

Her girls are young,
available, and beautiful and yet,
it’s Anna with her silken style
who dances in the memory
while we cross the floating world
to Anna Jet.

Hot night, the bar that’s open
to the dealings of the street,
the techno music, short time girls,
a DJ who is seemingly determined
to defeat our death in this
sublime apotheosis of the dance.

I think of Wagner talking about Beethoven
and glance at strangers who
are dancing on their naked lives.
Here in the floating world, the dream survives;
drink deep, and dance, and banish sleep
for Anna shines among her girls
like some erotic statuette,
and it’s always short time, you can bet,
golden short time.
And the bass is driving nails
into the past
in Anna Jet.

John Gartland

Farang in theBangkok Night by Chris Coles

Farang in the Bangkok Night by Chris Coles

GRAVITY’S FOOL

When she leaves me,

and I’m ordinary again,

a flickering filament,

a melancholy solo

in a wasted hour;

a speech without conviction

in an empty auditorium,

a cherry blossom bough

that will not flower.

When she leaves,

this falling rocket coughs,

its motor won’t restart.

I’m gravity’s fool again;

just ordinary debris

destined soon to fall apart.

And her absences,

like tree rings,

all her absences

will show,

that day they open

my abandoned heart.

John Gartland

Bangkok Noir Artist, Chris Coles prepares for presentation - Photo by  Aroon Thaewchattura

Bangkok Noir Artist, Chris Coles prepares for presentation – Photo by Aroon Thaewchattura

For more information about the Poetry of John Gartland please visit Poetry Universe by clicking the photograph of John, below:

John Gartland on Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok (Photo by Eric Nelson)

John Gartland on Sukhumvit Road with some of the characters found in the Bangkok night. (Photo by Eric Nelson)

For more information regarding the art of Chris Coles, please visit: http://www.chriscolesgallery.com/ or his excellent blog, BANGKOK NOIR, consistently voted one of the Top Two Blog’s in all of Bangkok by clicking the Chris Coles painting below:

Farang Fashion Designer at Q-Bar by Chris Coles

Farang Fashion Designer at Q-Bar by Chris Coles

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