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A Reblog of an excellent book review of, ALMOST HOME by Janet Brown … “Could I live here?” Could I call this place Home? Where is Home, when you can choose the whole world? Where is Home, when you were born with a wandering soul and insatiable curiosity? Where? That question resonates within the hearts of most, if not all expatriates or exiles. I know it looms large over us.

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almost home Almost Home, The Asian Search of a Geographic Trollop , is Janet Brown’s second travelogue. In Tone Deaf in Bangkok , which I reviewed in my previous blog,  here , Janet took us on a journey through the back alleys of the Thai capital, offering us glimpses of the city that very few tourists care to see. More importantly, she took us on her own private journey, as she explored facets of her identity. In her own words, Tone Deaf in Bangkok was a “thank-you note to Bangkok which became a book, a long series of stories about my years there.”

In Almost Home, Janet pushes her exploration further. After seven years in the US, feeling like an exile, she has decided to move permanently to Bangkok. But the political situation has become deeply troubled, and she no longer feels at home in the city she loves so much…

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Can you picture your favorite Thomas Kinkade painting? That was a trick question. Can you picture ANY Thomas Kinkade painting? If you can do either, you’ll need to deviate 180 degrees from where you are to enter the bleak, dark world Jim Algie has painted, with brutal honesty, in his fine collection of short stories, THE PHANTOM LOVER and Other Thrilling Tales of Thailand. (Tuttle Publishing, Singapore 2014). ​The book has been available in Thailand bookstores since the beginning of the year. The Amazon.com release date was February 4, 2014, available in paperback or ebook format.
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The Phantom Lover and Other Thrilling Tales of Thailand by Jim Algie
The Phantom Lover is composed of 9 stories; the shortest being a mere 10 pages about a love affair regarding a male feline temptress with a hair fetish – The Vicious Little Monk. The longest and last is, Tsunami at 113 pages or over 1/3 of the book’s 319 total pages, detailing the devastation – physical and emotional – of the 2004 earthquake and subsequent destructive waves, set in Phuket, Thailand. While the first 8 can  be read in any order, Tsunami is best read last as it uniquely serves as an epilogue, returning many of the previously read characters we have gotten to know in an ambitious, imperfect and entertaining novella-like finale.
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The book starts off well, with a personal favorite: Death Kiss of a King Cobra Show, featuring a Thai snake charmer, Yai. For this dear farang reader Algie’s writing style is refreshing in that he creates believable back stories for the Thai people we may have seen many times but never gotten to know or sadly, made no effort to know. Algie’s prose makes us glad we finally did, whether it is a fictional or semi-true tale – the blanks are filled in beautifully. It came as no surprise to me that the two blurbs on the book are from Thailand’s A List of fictional prose, John Burdett and Christopher G. Moore. Yes, the book has the occasional jar head, bar girl, writer/English teacher that doesn’t stretch the reader’s imagination much, but even they tend to be rougher, tougher and more emotionally intelligent than your standard fare. It is the unique Thai characters, like Yai, that stand out for me in this Haunted Mansion ride of a book.
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The Legendary Nobody, creates a believable character and biography for Thailand’s infamous mass murderer, See Ouey. Mr. Ouey is now famously preserved at the Songkran Niyomsane Forensic Medicine Museum located in Bangkok’s Siriraj Hospital. Another real life character that stands out is found in, Life and Death Sentences. A story about Chaovaret Juruboon, whom Algie memorializes in the beginning as: a rock n’ roller, a drinking buddy and Thailand’s last executioner. Both characters are fascinating based on information anyone could Google but it’s the details, some imagined and some true, filled in by Algie, which gave this reader such an entertaining ride. You may feel nauseated on occasion but you’re glad the ticket stub is in your pocket.
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Algie’s brush strokes include a once innocent bar girl who connived retaliation for all the wrongs inflicted upon her by the sordid, perverse and deviant behavior that exists in the Land of Smiles. It ends badly for one customer. Others describe fruit fornicators, necrophilia jokes, criminal philanthropists, a conflicted photojournalist, an honest but corrupt Bangladeshi human trafficker, and farangs living with their illusions and denials. Or worse yet, not living with them.
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Carl Jung was purported to have said, “Knowing your own darkness is the best method for knowing the darkness of other people.” If true, Jim Algie’s shadow must be pitch black and if not a constant companion a friend he can call upon, when needed. In all that darkness are characters trying to make sense of what appears to be a senseless world, sometimes with sardonic wit, sarcasm and black humor other times with the old reliable’s of kindness and caring coupled with an occasional bout of optimism and faith.
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My nit with Algie’s story telling is that he places some great lines in the narrative that would read well in dialogue. As a result the book is dialogue light. An example in Tsunami, a paragraph starts out with: Big tragedies ask huge questions. It concludes with more narrative around a crackling campfire scene about: God and country, death, democracy and in the end what it all came back to was good friends, family loyalties, and the simple dignity of doing an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay.  Those are moments that convey good values but where I would have liked to have seen more conversation going on as you can read later in the story when Wade confronts a gloomy Yves:
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 “No offense, bud, but I’m kinda getting the feeling that you’ve, uh … lost it.”
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The exchanges from that point on are great at recapping the effects and affects a mass tragedy like the Tsunami of 2004 had on hundreds of thousands of people. Of all the stories my favorite was, The Obituary for the Kaosan Road Outlaws and Imposters. It recalled a time on Khaosan Road in Bangkok, before it became trendy, when people still used pay phones. The back packers, adventurers and petty crooks who lived there found the living was cheap but not always easy. The 47 page story is a ripper of a yarn about the lives and inhabitants of what is now mostly a bygone era in Bangkok. The scene at the airport depicting the commission of an international felony in a pre-technology boarding pass scam is superb. You feel the fear as you read about the knocking knees.
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The Phantom Lover and Other Thrilling Tales of Thailand has something for almost everybody. If you’re the one with the Thomas Kinkade painting above your couch you’ll probably want to give it a pass. But if your tastes run closer to an oil painting by an artist with a severed ear, a Henry Miller watercolor, a Dali pen and ink, a Chris Coles acrylic or even a thumb-tacked poster of Dogs Playing Poker, these thrilling tales are framed beautifully and make for a great read.
For more information about Jim Algie and his books go to: www.jimalgie.club
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Oh well, I’m the type of guy who will never compromise

When I whistle and I yell, you know that I’m around

I hate ’em and I hate ’em ’cause to me they’re all the same

I squeeze ’em and I squeeze ’em and everybody knows my name

They call me the yammerer

Yea, the yammerer

I roam around, around, around, around

Oh well, there’s Lek on my left and there’s Noi on my right

And Jasmine is the girl that I’ll be with tonight

And when she asks me, which one I love the best

I tear open my shirt, where my face is tattooed on my chest

‘Cause I’m the yammerer

Yea, the yammerer

I roam around, around, around, around

Oh well, I roam from street to street, I go through life without a care

And I’m as happy as a clown

I with my two fists of iron but I’m going nowhere

I’m the type of guy who likes to meet and greet

I’m never in one place, I roam from street to street

And when I find myself a fallin’ for some facts

I hop right in that ‘Benz of mine, until I’m back on track

Yea, ’cause I’m the yammerer

Yea, a yammerer

I roam around, around, around, around

‘Cause I’m a yammerer

Yea, a yammerer

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During our first week in Laos I had the opportunity to visit Big Brother Mouse in Luang Prabang, Laos. Their mission, among other things is to change Laos from a country where “people don’t read” to a country that loves books. And they are succeeding one book at a time.

When I did the soft opening for Gop T-shirts designed by Thailand author Colin Cotterill I comitted to giving $6.00 for every Tshirt sold to Big Brother Mouse for the 2013 year.

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An appointment was made to meet Siphone the Managing Director of the NGO and a graduate at the Teacher Training College to make a donation from the proceeds of those T-shirt sales.

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The amount came close to 1,000,000 kip, the currency of Laos. In USA dollars that amount is around $120.00. Nevertheless I had never donated one million of anything before so I made up the difference and donated 1,000,000 kip to Big Brother Mouse. That’s me on the right presenting Siphone with 3 size small Gop T-shirts and receiving a receipt for the donation.

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In addition to their reading program Big Brother Mouse offers free English lessons to the many monks living in the dozens of nearby temples. The teachers are often visiting foreigners who volunteer their services.

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A few days after making the donation from readers of this blog I received a nice email from Siphone letting me know the Gop Tshirts had been given to three Laos children and that while they were a little big they were definitely happy to get them. More importantly he said, more children will receive books to read from Big Brother Mouse.

Thanks to all the Gop Tshirt buyers and wearers out there. My message, which Colin’s art conveys perfectly, is that reading can make your world bigger, for anyone. It’s a habit best learned early and Big Brother Mouse is doing a good job in a country that needs all the help it can get when it comes to reading.

A special nod of appreciation to a T-shirt expert I consulted with prior to ordering my first batch of Gop T’s. He had many years in the business.

“How should I break down the sizes in my order?” I asked.

“What size are you?” He replied.

“XL, why?”

“Get plenty of those.” He said.

If you’d like to learn more about Big Brother Mouse go to their web site at http://www.bigbrothermouse.com or simply click their sign, above.

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We do not talk—we bludgeon one another with facts and theories gleaned from cursory readings of newspapers, magazines and digests. Henry Miller (1891-1980), U.S. author. “The Shadows,” The Air-Conditioned Nightmare (1945).

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Today, February 2nd 2014 is election day throughout Thailand. We live in Bangkok, Thailand much of the year. For those living in the USA or other western countries, particularly those who don’t possess a passport, that may be difficult to fathom in the best of times and impossible to imagine during times of civil unrest, which presently exists including a government mandated State of Emergency prohibiting any meeting of 5 or more persons, among other draconian measures currently in place.

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The above picture shows where we “lived” from January 15th, 2014 to January 28th, 2014, a river view place in Luang Prabang, Laos. If you look closely you can see the alarm clock, caged on the sidewalk. The two cities could not be more different. I have no idea what the future of Bangkok holds, including the next 6 hours when I am to meet two Facebook friends for a scheduled first face to face meeting. Face to face beats Facebook, most every time, but the political situation is making those meetings more perilous than one would like. So, I’m taking the time today to look backward at Luang Prubang, rather than look forward. Call me a contrarian.

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As peaceful as Luang Prabang was it is difficult at times like these to understand why a Buddhist country like Thailand has so much difficulty finding a middle path?

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Luang Prabang is known for its temples and many monks who live and study in those temples. We saw plenty of both during our two week stay.

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The picture above was taken in the morning as monks proceed up the stairs to an older temple for their morning study session.

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It was the everyday life that I enjoyed most. Sure, we partook in the touristy stuff. But it was the in between moments that linger in my mind. Above is a picture of a typical street you would find in the UNESCO World Heritage city.

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Boys and girls on their bikes on the way to school or back from school or just for fun on a weekend, everywhere. 1950s California images kept conjuring up in my mind – all good ones.

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Cultural sightings, for which I make no judgments, like this friendly cock fight we saw at a local village just 20 minutes outside Luang Prabang.

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This cock fight was strictly recreational. They wore no fighting gear other than what nature gave them. The real cock fights, the ones held in villages throughout Laos, take place every Saturday and Sunday afternoon in their own special stadium with seats for the viewers and an arena for the fighting cocks. Gambling, of course, takes place as does drinking. I passed on the opportunity to go – too many other things I’d rather see and do. One local told us that foreigners are welcome and do go, occasionally. The last one he saw there was from Australia. Oie, oie, oie.

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This site is about the people, places and things in South East Asia as well as literature and music. When traveling locally or afar it is the people you meet that can make your day. Here is one such person, named Mikan. A Laos national he worked for the communist government during the Viet Nam War, had to escape the country in the mid 70s to Thailand where he spent two years before gaining refugee status in France. He spent over 30 years in France, has two children living there and returned to Laos less than 10 years ago to retire. Mikan is 67 years old. We ran into Mikan after the morning alms ceremony for the monks, which Luang Prabang is noted for. When I asked Mikan how often he and his wife participate in the alms giving ceremony he repied, “Every day.” He seemed like a peaceful man who believed, sincerely, in merit making.

BreakfastMikan and his wife owned an older property not far from the Khan River, one of two rivers Luang Prabang is situated between – the other being the mighty Mekong. Mikan operated a simple cafe, open for breakfast and lunch only. This is the breakfast he prepared for me for about $3.00 USA.

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When I worked as a paralegal in California my boss would come into the office in a good mood and say, “We’re all in our places, with bright shiny faces.” It wasn’t always true but in Luang Prabang you got the sense that everyone knew their place and seemed content with their lot in life, at least on the surface. This woman’s job, which she did everyday at the same time and place, was to separate “river weed”. The nutritional equivalent of seaweed, I would surmise. It could be found on many of the local restaurant menus. We tried it – It’s tasty.

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We also met and talked with two Thai musicians who performed 7 nights a week at a Khan River restaurant. They had signed a 5 month contract to work in Luang Prabang for the high season for room and board and salary. Not a bad gig if you ask me. When in Bangkok they told me they played at a club on Khao San Road.

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There were cultural events that we attended, including a Laos version of the Ramayana an epic play which I am very familiar with and have seen performed over 20 times.  I actually knew what was going on with Prince Rama, Princess Sita and Hanuman, King of the monkeys and his many loyal followers. Thailand needs a politician with the character of Hanuman. And I am serious.

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The play was performed by the Laos National Ballet company on the grounds of the former Royal Palace, which has been converted to a National Museum and Theatre.

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Memories of Luang Prabang would start as soon we awoke and got out into the streets, which we did before sunrise on two occasions – here a man warms himself beneath a string of the many lighted lanterns found on the streets of Luang Prabang.

Sunset

Sunsets were also memorable and we caught as many as we could including one on a riverboat dinner ride. Here is a typical Luang Prabang sunset taken from the bank of the Mekong.

Market

The local markets, another part of everyday life, were also memorable. Luang Prabang is a paradise first and foremost but a photographers paradise to boot.

Fireworks

All good things come to an end and after our two weeks in Luang Prabang we had to leave the fireworks above, which we saw on our last night there as part of a military holiday celebration, to the more damaging fireworks of Bangkok. As I write this I can hear the (literal) whistle blowers, anti-government demonstrators from our condo. Just two days ago the constant firecrackers of Chinese New Year could be heard. Now one hopes the sounds of gunshots will not ring out. At least 10 have already died and there were shoot outs last night.

Home

It took us over 12 years of living in Thailand, part-time, to get to Luang Prabang. If you get a chance to visit, go or better yet make it happen. I found it telling that not one person I communicated with who had been to Luang Prabang – and there were many – had a single bad thing to say about the place. Jame DiBiasio, the author of Gaijin Cowgirl, may have summed it up best for me in a discussion we had on his excellent blog, www.asiahacks.com. Jame told me he vowed never to go back because, “Some experiences can’t be topped.” I liked that sentiment at the time. I understand it even better, now.

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One of my favorite poems by one of my favorite authors, John Updike. He has been gone 5 years already …

“Ex-Basketball Player”

Pearl Avenue runs past the high-school lot,
Bends with the trolley tracks, and stops, cut off
Before it has a chance to go two blocks,
At Colonel McComsky Plaza. Berth’s Garage
Is on the corner facing west, and there,
Most days, you’ll find Flick Webb, who helps Berth out.
Flick stands tall among the idiot pumps—
Five on a side, the old bubble-head style,
Their rubber elbows hanging loose and low.
One’s nostrils are two S’s, and his eyes
An E and O. And one is squat, without
A head at all—more of a football type.
Once Flick played for the high-school team, the Wizards.
He was good: in fact, the best. In ’46
He bucketed three hundred ninety points,
A county record still. The ball loved Flick.
I saw him rack up thirty-eight or forty
In one home game. His hands were like wild birds.
He never learned a trade, he just sells gas,
Checks oil, and changes flats. Once in a while,
As a gag, he dribbles an inner tube,
But most of us remember anyway.
His hands are fine and nervous on the lug wrench.
It makes no difference to the lug wrench, though.
Off work, he hangs around Mae’s Luncheonette.
Grease-gray and kind of coiled, he plays pinball,
Smokes those thin cigars, nurses lemon phosphates.
Flick seldom says a word to Mae, just nods
Beyond her face toward bright applauding tiers
Of Necco Wafers, Nibs, and Juju Beads.
-John Updike
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In my last post over one week ago, I signed off with a limerick that had deaf and blind policemen and a quote from Ringo Starr. It seems Bangkok got some of the former but not much peace since we left on January 15th, 2014 for Luang Prabang, Laos.

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We flew into Luang Prabang airport via Bangkok Airways on a twin prop 72 seater, which had 45 on board. Flight time was a little under 2 hours – a smooth flight – cost per person from Bangkok bt 11,000 round trip.
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Guest houses can be had for $10 US a night. The highend goes for $150-$200 US. I took the middle path again and got a river view ground floor with front yard for bt 1,100 per night plus 20% tax or right around $40 US per night.

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As I commented on my Facebook account, you have to appreciate a Buddhist country with a communist history, which has guest houses that put The Holy Bible alongside John Burdett’s BANGKOK 8. First impressions were all favorable of Laos. But it was early into trip.
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The first day we got up before the roosters out front were crowing, about 5:45 a.m. to see the monk procession receiving morning alms which Luang Prabang is known for. A when in Rome event but one that did not dissapoint as the Bangkok political unrest caused a dip in tourist arrivals. Less is more, big time, in this case.
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We’ll have to leave the foot masseuse as a Flash Gordon cliff hanger. I’m writing this post on my Google Nexus 5 phone. As much as I love the phone the internet speed at the French bakery and coffee shop is too slow to continue much longer.
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On the second day a foot massage was in order. At one point I asked the masseuse whatshe thought of her Chinese neighbors? “Here is better”, she said. I have to concur with her wisdom for right now. At the same time, I hope the politicos in Bangkok start listening to Ringo Starr, soon, before things go from bad to worse.
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Our planned six night stay in Luang Prabang has been extended, by choice, to thirteen. Five more to go. Another post will come before I return to the uncertainity of Bangkok, which is now under a State of Emergency for the remainder of 60 days. Life goes on, slowly, in Luang Prabang.

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Since I am on vacation here is a reblog of an interview of Timothy Hallinan, creator of the Poke Rafferty series set in Bangkok by noir author, Paul D. Brazil. Two authors I can recommend unequivocally. I have too as they both ignored my requests for money …

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I am off for at least a week beginning tomorrow, leaving the country. Everyone seems to have an opinion on the Thailand political situation. Over 50 years ago my Dad used to recite the limerick below to me, many times. At the time I thought he was the most brilliant man in the world, any time I heard it. To me it explains the political situation in Thailand as well as anything.

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One bright day

In the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back, they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each each other

A deaf policeman heard that noise

And came and killed those two dead boys

If you do not believe it’s true

Just ask the blind policeman

He saw it too

This is a time in Thailand to break out a quote by my favorite Beatle, Ringo Starr, “Peace and love, baby. Peace and love.” It’s worth a try.

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